making scambled tofu in a field kitchen with a comically large smokestack that can be seen from miles away both with the naked eye and IR sensors
Being pitted against a Russian APC with nothing but a slingshot and several sacks of black beans and lentils
Didn't know American democracy was under threat in Ukraine.
Oh my god the brainworms.
it's like Saving Private Ryan, except that it's not Ryan but American democracy that gets lost behind enemy lines. and also there's a bromance between the americans and the nazis in this one.
What are you doing to help?
Absolutely fuck all because I'm not going to be cannon fodder for Nazis.
imagine not only being delusional enough to think america has "democracy" but that fighting for azov battalion has anything to do with saving it
Imagine being an American fighting for a “democracy” that America corrupted in 2014
Designation for which side you're fighting for. Blue for Ukrainian, White for DPR/LPR and Russian. I believe.
To which it's extra fun to say "blue lives splatter" and guess whether or not you mean the nazis or the pigs
To which it’s extra fun to say “blue lives splatter” and guess whether or not you mean the nazis or the pigs
:same-picture:
it's to identify combatants as ukrainian because russians and ukrainians use the same weapons gear and uniforms for the most part
it’s to identify combatants as ukrainian because russians and ukrainians use the same weapons gear and uniforms for the most part
What is this? Team Fortress 2?
In the english civil war both sides wore sashes. It's a pretty common thing to do
somewhere out there is a funny combination of familial brainworms which consist of:
a nasty reactionary father being proud his “vegan liberal” son is finally fighting for the white race but a tug of cognitive dissonance causes seething because said “vegan liberal” son is helping Brandon cover up the big Hunter Biden leftist conspiracy in ukraine
next 4th of July they finally get along because at the end of the day they both love america
I don't believe they actually have vegan culinary specialists in the frontlines. Sounds like some PR firm created this to get more sympathy and support from middle class brunch libs
Unless he's making authentic vegan chicken Kyiv, since anything made outside the non-combat zones is technically just sparkling soy protein.
American democracy isn't in the Ukraine my dude.
Not because it's on the other side of the planet, but because it's a myth.
Here's a link to the tweet, the account has since been banned or deleted.
I'm like, 99% certain this is a joke.
twitter account is deleted, if he stayed in ukraine his life is probably deleted as well
This is pretty obvious satire, some joe keskold shit. Though it is kind of funny
