I sometimes imagine my little subcompact getting turned into a stain on the road by an F-150 and the driver's defence is "you shouldn't have been driving such an unsafe car." These are the people telling us we spend too much on avocado toast.
When I was five, a guy in a Ford Ranger almost backed up over me in a grocery store parking lot.
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Guy backed up and nailed me with the bumper, knocked me to the ground and started to keep going
My dad basically had to bash in his rear windshield before he stopped
Then he tried to fight my dad in the parking lot, he lost when my dad gave him a right cross across the face with the brass knuckles his biker gang buddies gave him to celebrate the momentous occasion of my birth
Anyways, this was the early 90's and the trucks have only gotten bigger since then
I sometimes imagine my little subcompact getting turned into a stain on the road by an F-150 and the driver's defence is "you shouldn't have been driving such an unsafe car." These are the people telling us we spend too much on avocado toast.
When I was five, a guy in a Ford Ranger almost backed up over me in a grocery store parking lot.
extraneous background information
Guy backed up and nailed me with the bumper, knocked me to the ground and started to keep going
My dad basically had to bash in his rear windshield before he stopped
Then he tried to fight my dad in the parking lot, he lost when my dad gave him a right cross across the face with the brass knuckles his biker gang buddies gave him to celebrate the momentous occasion of my birth
Anyways, this was the early 90's and the trucks have only gotten bigger since then
Shit's fucking dangerous
Based dad
all dads out there wishing for the opportunity to right cross some goon
:grillman: