https://nitter.net/climate/status/1545521495631331333?t=UJsYKE7ZYLnJp8y_FrEQIw&s=19

  • LeninsWorldTour [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    "a growing number of people are pulling up grass..." :dean-smile:

    "...and laying down artificial turf." :dean-frown:

    • UlyssesT
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      18 days ago

      deleted by creator

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      False sense of control that suburbanites were programed into desiring starting in the 50's

    • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Because it shows that you're an upstanding citizen who cares about presenting themselves well. That's what I always heard from boomers in the suburbs who got furious anytime people allowed weeds to grow longer on their lawn.

      • crime [she/her, any]
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        2 years ago

        Weeds are a social construct. Except weed, which is a social lubricant

        • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Weeds are a social construct

          well yeah a weed is a plant in the wrong place what counts as the wrong place obviously needs to be decided by society

    • Thomas_Dankara [any,comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      the truth is home owners associations are nazis and will force everyone in a community to do this even if they want gardens instead

        • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          well the vast majority of compaints to the Stasi were about people doing their laundry on the wrong day. On the other hand East Germany was an actually functional society unlike America

    • CheGueBeara [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      It began as conspicuous consumption and now it's considered essential to the maintenance of a higher-class, higher-economic status aesthetic.

    • CommunistBear [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      They break the fascist notion of a perfect, all green lawn. There can be no colors, all must be uniform. All else are weeds and must be destroyed by any means necessary

      • Quimby [any, any]
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        2 years ago

        the only colors will be the rainbow yard sign that says Hate Has No Place Here

      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        there's definitely something there suburbia seems built around a postcard of a nuclear family having a barbeque with short grass and a dog and anything that breaks with that image must be ruthlessly cut out and removed. Somehow they don't understand that spending time with your family is no longer pleasant if you're spending it ruthlessly and obsessively trying to force your family to fit into a specific image of the family you saw on tv once

    • ElGosso [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      ngl one of my favorite things about the springtime is seeing the little random crocuses pop up in people's lawns around my neighborhood

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    2 years ago

    If anyone ever does this near me I'm installing a parabolic reflector on my roof to melt dicks into it with focused sunlight

  • kingspooky [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Pulling up grass

    :sicko-hair:

    and laying down artifical turf

    :monke-rage:
    YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!! PUT IN NATIVE PLANTS I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

  • ScotPilgrimVsTheLibs [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Man, you'd think the so-called "proud warrior viking demi-god race" would AT LEAST have better taste. Do they have ANY sense of culture beyond causing suffering to those they deem as weak? Don't get me wrong, I know there are white people that this doesn't imply to, and they're not the problem. I'm talking to the idiots on /pol/ who think that they're Saiyans or some shit.

  • Diogenes_Barrel [love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    could just leave the dirt alone or fill in rocks but no, gotta find a way to get OIL involved here

  • Judge_Juche [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Artificial grass is all made from oil, like this is worse for the environment than just watering your lawn.

    But seriously the first act of the American Soviet should be to naturalize everyone's lawn, if you live in fucking Arizona your lawn should be sand and bare rock.

  • Bungola [any]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Upgraded to micro-plastics lawn

    • VernetheJules [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Chemically there's probably nothing different between this and litter on the side of the road, except that litter at least served a purpose once in it's life

  • Quimby [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    Reading that gave me whiplash.

    Wtf is wrong with clover and dandelions and shit?

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      It's hard to fathom the :grillman: frame of mind when it comes to grass. Both innocent and sexy, there's nothing that gets your average :lmayo: more rock hard than seeing a field of lush green, and much like their views on race get very upset when undesirables start mixing into the herd.

      • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        there’s nothing that gets your average more rock hard than seeing a field of lush green

        everybody likes seeing lush green, most people don't like seeing dried out white plants

        it's just that :grillman: is obsessed with a particular type of lush green, and insists the whole field needs to be only that and nothing else

      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I actually really like grass for a garden but grass on it's own is boring as is short grass. Plus if grass doesn't grow where you live grass shouldn't be grown where you live

  • HamidAbbasi [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Times are tough, what ever will I do with this high quality irrigated land I am surrounded with? I know! Plastic carpet!

  • Snackuleata [any]
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    2 years ago

    It's great what the suburbs does to peoples' brains.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Or you could just plant shit that will actually grow in the climate you live in.