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  • ajouter [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    is this just a map of 11th century europe

    also, get a grip you dumbfucks

    secret plan to balkanize europe

    lmao

  • President_Obama [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I'm saddened this was done with Europe, as r/neoliberal is full of Americans who won't understand why'd this be bad anyway, beyond "Russia bad, Russian media made this, this bad"

    Also, jfc

    • LeninWeave [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      why’d this be bad

      United Ireland

      United Yugoslavia

      Balkanized Everyone Else

      Bad? :I-was-saying:

      • ssjmarx [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Gotta read the English version to get it. You're imagining breaking up European postcolonial power, but this was definitely made by a right wing islamophobe/monarchist type who wanted to pwn the libs.

        • LeninWeave [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          Just read it. These are truly ADVANCED brainworms.

          Edit: lmao at "Republic of Western Russia" and the Baltics just disappearing into Russia itself. This is EXACTLY like western lib balkanization maps.

          • ssjmarx [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            CW: Twitter link

            Something I just noticed, they put in "Republic of Hanover" - but the only reason that kingdom ever existed was because the King of England randomly inherited a bunch of land in Germany and made the English army defend his personal holdings. This only ended because Hanover had different inheritance laws compared to England, so Queen Victoria wasn't able to inherit the claim.

            • SadStruggle92 [none/use name]
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              2 years ago

              I personally appreciate the 5-Head inclusions of Gallia Narbonensis, Western Neustria, and The Overseas Department of Brazil.

            • eduardog3000 [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              lmao Slovakia not balkanized but renamed to "Northern Hungary"

              Also, I'm pretty sure the "Islamic State of Rome and Naples" doesn't even include Rome.

              But most of it is pretty shit. The anti-Islam stuff and "G***y Empire" especially.

      • President_Obama [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        attenborough narration

        Here we have a such an ignorant American, but from the left wing. They're slightly better.

        • LeninWeave [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          It's a joke lol, I don't actually think it's a good idea to balkanize Europe along insane Russian nationalist lines.

          Edit: oh shit there's an English translation. It's REALLY crazy, lol.

  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    honestly think its hilarious that czechia got split into 3 bits but hungary and slovakia remains the same (except the name of slovakia, northern hungary lmfao)

    moravia IS basically the texas of czechia though so that tracks. also the population of that southwestern bit would be like 1 million lol. its so silly to balkanize czechia further its like mixing 3 cereals into the same bowl. in this case the mountains surrounding the area is the bowl

  • Lerios [hy/hym]
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    2 years ago

    secret plan to Balkanize Europe

    BASED

    splitting up the Danelaw

    extremely unbased, let me have my 900 year old rivalries and allegiances back :angery:

  • amber2 [she/her,they/them]
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    2 years ago

    /r/crusaderkings

    "My best run yet: United Yugoslavia by 1120 AD! Ignore the border gore lol"

  • Tervell [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    new Crusader Kings just dropped

    reuniting Yugoslavia but as the Serbian Tsardom is just :chefs-kiss: