i assume x sniffing bees would be for cargo rather than individuals, but of course if you give pigs a tool they'll find a way to abuse the populace with it
I can’t wait to stand in the inspection line to enter the grocery store, and have to go through a device covering me in bees after I go through the metal detector. Wtf kind of wickerman torture are they planning to subject on us with swarms of bees
Yeah and the same as with pigs and whatever they're going for it's never going to come to fruition because turns out you can't subtly signal a bee that it should find something
Pigs are another favourite and they've been "testing" both since I was a wee lad, but turns out all the cop science is just shit they make up anyways. It's a dog, train it half-way right and it'll intuitively listen to you because, you know, we've been breeding them to do exactly that for about ten thousand years.
The whole idea of trusting any animal to supply probable cause is deeply, deeply fucked once you think about it but this goes especially for dogs which are basically genetically inclined to be friends
haha "cop science" is definitely how I'm going to think of it from now on. dogs alert when you tell them to, fingerprints aren't remotely unique, DNA evidence is kind of sketchy, and lie detector tests are no better than dowsing
When I was like 17 some cops came to my parents' house to inquire about a crime and they got me alone in my room to talk to teary-eyed me. "I'm really sorry, I didn't do anything and I don't know anything, please leave me alone!" The cop asked me if I would be willing to take a lie detector test, and I said "those aren't admissible right? cause you guys just make up the result?" guy stared at me blankly for several seconds and shrugged and said "we can still ask." never been a doubt in my mind since that day that cops know perfectly well how stacked their science is
Also Horses and whatever drug-sniffing-animal they roll out for trials.
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i'm not sure any coherent concept of abuse applies to insects like that.
hope the pigs get stung a bunch
I am allergic to bees, can’t wait to die during a stop-and-frisk to a racist bee
i assume x sniffing bees would be for cargo rather than individuals, but of course if you give pigs a tool they'll find a way to abuse the populace with it
Nah I am definitely having too much fun imagining robocop with a bee swarm gun
American inner city circa 2025
Isn't that from a Martin Lawrence movie from like 2002
Edit: I think it was called National Security
I'll make an exception for cops; Cops can abuse insects.
I can’t wait to stand in the inspection line to enter the grocery store, and have to go through a device covering me in bees after I go through the metal detector. Wtf kind of wickerman torture are they planning to subject on us with swarms of bees
Yeah and the same as with pigs and whatever they're going for it's never going to come to fruition because turns out you can't subtly signal a bee that it should find something
Pigs are another favourite and they've been "testing" both since I was a wee lad, but turns out all the cop science is just shit they make up anyways. It's a dog, train it half-way right and it'll intuitively listen to you because, you know, we've been breeding them to do exactly that for about ten thousand years.
The whole idea of trusting any animal to supply probable cause is deeply, deeply fucked once you think about it but this goes especially for dogs which are basically genetically inclined to be friends
haha "cop science" is definitely how I'm going to think of it from now on. dogs alert when you tell them to, fingerprints aren't remotely unique, DNA evidence is kind of sketchy, and lie detector tests are no better than dowsing
When I was like 17 some cops came to my parents' house to inquire about a crime and they got me alone in my room to talk to teary-eyed me. "I'm really sorry, I didn't do anything and I don't know anything, please leave me alone!" The cop asked me if I would be willing to take a lie detector test, and I said "those aren't admissible right? cause you guys just make up the result?" guy stared at me blankly for several seconds and shrugged and said "we can still ask." never been a doubt in my mind since that day that cops know perfectly well how stacked their science is
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Pretty much all of forensic "Science" is cop science. Even DNA analysis is sketchy as hell and they screw it up all the time.
Simpsons have literally done everything already
:geordi-no: drug sniffing animals
:geordi-yes: disease sniffing African pouched rats
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Those rats can sniff out disease too? I only knew about them sniffing out landmines