https://twitter.com/InfraHaz/status/1556767581108838402
Inb4 ":funny-clown-hammer:" , ":volcel-judge:"
You merely adopted being terminal online. I was born into It, molded by it. I didn’t touch grass until I was already a man
i'm a poopoo-peepeeian with avocadoism tendencies synthesized with buttdickism. I can make up words too
every time I see anything from left twitter my agreement with Brace grows by leaps and bounds.
I've never listened to trueanon; could you please elaborate? Is the idea to just chill out to avoid making people wary?
He's no longer a patsoc lmao they already split.
Rip pstsocs 2022-2022
he's a mecha-tankie now, which he defines as pro-fossil fuels. I guess the polar opposite of an eco-fash?
How old is this fucker? 22? He goes through phases more rapidly than most teenagers.
I mean I kinda dabbled around with this sort of thing to a point, but I definitely never spoke a word of it cause I knew I didn't have things figured out. Still won't most of the time cause i still don't lol
I won't begrudge someone, especially not a young person, going through phases. Especially when they are hopping between existing trends and least of all when they have some humility about it like you do.
What bugs me about Haz here is that he started out with an existing trend, discarded it and declared himself a "mecha tankie" leading a new movement, then discarded that, and came up with whatever this shit is, all with the pretense of being some kind of popular Thought Leader (tm) for zoomers.
I struggle to compare this guy's attitude to that of any adult I've ever met except for one who was a clinically-diagnosed megalomaniac (who was further out there but much more consistent).
except for one who was a clinically-diagnosed megalomaniac
Care to share?
I didn't know very much that was even very interesting, I mostly knew him as a sex pest who trailed around after my (then-) girlfriend.
But I know he had this big "journal" where he wrote up all of his plans for how the Earth would more or less become a monument to him, with details on the statues and such. He put a lot of detail into it, but I forgot most of what I heard, and I heard all of that part second-hand. What I know of him from talking to him is that he was a very enthusiastic libertarian who cared surprisingly little about the survival of the planet that was supposed to house his monuments.
The one and only bit of credit I will give him is that last part, the anti-environmentalism, was trivially easy for me to argue him out of even as a liberal (which says something about his sincerity on that part).
Oh yeah, and he was also really tall, like maybe 6'10 as I remember it. I'm slightly tall and he towered over me, even though someone half my height could still push him around if they could tolerating touching him for long enough to shove him. It's a shame he didn't have a single athletic bone in his body, or he could have played basketball or something. He looked like if an incel took HGH continuously throughout puberty, except his face wasn't as long.
He looked like if an incel took HGH continuously throughout puberty, except his face wasn’t as long.
:michael-laugh: holy fucking shit 💀💀💀
I'm afraid to even ask for an explanation because someone might try and give themselves an aneurysm.
I'm going to start calling myself a Dragon Ball Z socialist with Frieza tendencies
I think Haz's transitioning from a grifter who doesn't believe in his own bullshit to a true believer who believes in his own bullshit.
"acktchszchyually, I'm a YELLOWSTONE SOCIALIST"
how does one not burst into treats while reading this
Yellowstone Socialist
A cursory googling suggests this term was made up on the spot
It's wild that he's just doing free association and adopting whatever does well in the chat on his streams. Twitch has created a bunch of people who are now just glorified reinforcement learning algorithms.
This is a solid 9/10 on the :jesse-wtf: scale
Are we sure bmf wasn't just Haz all along?
We found out some time ago that BMF is actually Edward Snowden. He started tweeting about cricket pizza and that gave it away.
BTW when is cricket pizza coming out? Is it considered vegan?
Is it considered vegan?
Yes, but only if you eat the crickets by accident.
"I'm not a Facsist, I'm a absolutely gigantic fascist who combines an Idealist Soviet Revisionist, a Socdem, and a Fascist, hates other fascists but I'm using big words and like to LARP on Russia also."
