Hexbear
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
FBI [none/use name] to askchapo •
edit-2
2 years ago

the last emoji you used is the reason why the FBI is banging through your door - what is the emoji and what did you do?

message-square
93
fedilink
38

the last emoji you used is the reason why the FBI is banging through your door - what is the emoji and what did you do?

FBI [none/use name] to askchapo •
edit-2
2 years ago
message-square
93 Comments
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Wildgrapes [she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    :parenti-hands:

    link
    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      edit-2
      2 years ago

      you shouldn't read that guy he's bad news and wrote propaganda for dictators

      link
      • Wildgrapes [she/her]
        ·
        2 years ago

        I've been debuuunnkkeeedd

        link
        • FBI [none/use name]
          hexagon
          ·
          edit-2
          2 years ago

          I prefer and recommend intelligent theorists like Caleb Maupin and Paul Cumshot

          link
          • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
            ·
            2 years ago

            Hmmmm. Borger king

            link
      • SoyViking [he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        Based

        link
  • MiraculousMM [he/him, any]
    ·
    2 years ago

    :cat-vibing: because this big boy is always vibin

    link
  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    :frothingfash:

    I guess I wasn't at home during jan 6th after all...

    link
  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    :amerikkka: Currently holding a very large magnifying glass over the US.

    link
    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      going to need you to set that magnifying glass down, chief

      :oh-shit:

      link
      • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
        ·
        2 years ago

        Sure! I'll even turn myself in! Whereabouts are you located?

        link
      • LegaliiizeIt
        ·
        edit-2
        1 year ago

        deleted by creator

        link
  • bananon [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    :isaac-pog: i played Isaac

    link
    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      terrible, did you know that game encourages abortion?

      link
      • bananon [he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        I had no idea :horror:

        It just resonated with me because of my mommy issues

        link
        • FBI [none/use name]
          hexagon
          ·
          2 years ago

          you know who also had mommy issues? that's right, stalin

          link
          • bananon [he/him]
            ·
            2 years ago

            Omg we have to cancel him

            link
  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    :brow: <--- this one

    What about that is arrest worthy? The smug aura?

    link
    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      insulting a federal officer and impeding an investigation with your poor attitude

      link
      • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
        ·
        2 years ago

        Not again! :bird-screm-2:

        link
  • PrincessCharlotte [she/her, he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    deleted by creator

    link
  • HoChiMaxh [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    :picard-direct-action:

    link
    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      no explanation needed, thank you. making note in your file

      link
  • Awoo [she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    :wink:

    no winking allowed?

    link
    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      that emoji features a woman, and as everyone knows women are political (specifically leftwing sjw extremists)

      link
  • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    :panting:

    just too damn horny i guess

    link
    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      another dehydrated hexbear user

      link
    • Shamwow [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      :volcel-police: are feds now.

      link
  • iwillavengeyoufather [she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    :dancing-roach:

    link
    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      offensive to landlords

      link
  • kristina [she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    :yea:

    link
    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      it covers many situations

      link
  • crime [she/her, any]
    ·
    2 years ago

    :mao-aggro-shining:

    sounds about right lol

    link
    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      landlords should be a protected class, so this emoji is basically hate speech

      link
      • crime [she/her, any]
        ·
        2 years ago

        I think you mean "people of property"

        link
        • FBI [none/use name]
          hexagon
          ·
          2 years ago

          sorry "housing providers", the memo on that terminology update was buried in my inbox

          link
  • MorelaakIsBack [comrade/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    i was a bit too "punny" for polite society :kelly:

    link
    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      I'm sure everyone in polite society will eventually get fed up with you dirt bag leftists

      link
  • SerLava [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    :gui-trans:

    link
    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      edit-2
      2 years ago

      so much for the tolerant left and your gender ideologies

      link
      • SerLava [he/him]
        ·
        edit-2
        2 years ago

        deleted by creator

        link

askchapo

askchapo

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !askchapo@hexbear.net

Ask Hexbear is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions.

Rules:

  1. Posts must ask a question.

  2. If the question asked is serious, answer seriously.

  3. Questions where you want to learn more about socialism are allowed, but questions in bad faith are not.

  4. Try !feedback@hexbear.net if you're having questions about regarding moderation, site policy, the site itself, development, volunteering or the mod team.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 361 users / day
  • 940 users / week
  • 1.7K users / month
  • 3.3K users / 6 months
  • 22.4K local subscribers
  • 22.8K subscribers
  • 7.43K Posts
  • 167K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]
  • replaceable [he/him]
  • VILenin [he/him]
  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
  • SexUnderSocialism [she/her]
  • ZoomeristLeninist [they/them, she/her]
  • khizuo [ze/zir]
  • Sulvor [he/him, undecided]
  • BE: 0.19.8
  • PPB
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org
  • Terms of Service
  • Code Of Conduct