OF COURSE he has evidence that could lead to the arrest of World Historical Event, Light Herself!
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Don Jr swatted Eric because he ate all the dino shaped nuggets.
they were just trying to get the remote back for the Oval Office tv
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If the X-Files has taught me anything, the FBI raided Donald Trump's house because he was keeping a werewolf in there, or some kind of haunted computer.
A haunted computer that just calls you more and more accurate slurs/insults over time. Never buffers though
They're retrieving all the Lincoln silverware that went missing
To steal one of his legendarily powerful toilets, that it may be reverse-engineered and it's secrets disseminated
Swapped out all the toilets with new toilets that have a joke hole that's just for farts. Now he can't take a dump in his own house and it's making him sick to his stomach
Trump, wearing a costume shaped like a box of classified documents:
:who-did-this: We're all trying to find out who stole these documents.
The contractors who installed the toilets ran around the place yelling that they were on the Turbo Team. When :tromp: tried to join in, they told him he had to walk. Sad!
The only reason this is a wrong answer is because nobody in power will ever be convicted in it.
the Attorney that approved it might need some of your Attention ...
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Apperently the Sweethaert Deal Attorney for Epstein .. So My Therory , Trump "Stole" the Epstein Files , to protect himself , hes on there but he cant destroy them because hes very proud of it , its Trump After all , Now the the Deepstate freaked out Because Trump had the Epstein Files..
