:maduro-katana-1: :so-true: <me defending persons of female persuasion from scoundrels pls respond

  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    You see, young man, women will not respect your agricultural accomplishments because modernist-bolsheviks are possessing their minds through jazz music.

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Much better than 95% of the ones I've seen from Wyoming.

      • MountainMan [any]
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        2 years ago

        What, pray tell, is on tinder profiles from Wyoming?

        • happybadger [he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          A freethinkin' rancher dressed like this but with at least 5 turquoise things on them- (https://cdn.saffire.com/images.ashx?t=ig&rid=NLBRA&i=7-10-21-QL-692.JPG). They list their hobbies as muddin', huntin', fishin', ridin', churchin', conspiracy theories, and square dancin'. Let's Go Brandon y'all, they ain't got time for liberals or drama, they support the 2nd amendment and the troops/law enforcement, they STAND for the flag, and their favourite meal is STEAK. They're lookin' for an UNVACCINATED alpha male with a truck n' a boat.

          I can only get results for Denver if I expand to Cheyenne/Laramie. It's such a bleak shithole.

  • D61 [any]
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    2 years ago

    "My buckwheat looks first rate and the oats and potatoes are bully", ladies. :free-real-estate:

    Also, that's one for the random home page tag lines.

        • GottaJiBooUrns [they/them]
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          2 years ago

          "Hey jerkass, nice sowing! Seriously, wtf is this? You expect us to grow after you just haphazardly tossed us around all willy nilly? Have fun starving this winter! Moron...."

          • D61 [any]
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            2 years ago

            "Where's all our fuckin water ya jerk-off? Huh? You expect us to germinate while we're this dry?"

    • ElGosso [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Settlers didn't raise pigs in a sty like we think of hog farming today. Pigs are more than capable of fending for themselves (see: 50 feral hogs meme) so they'd bring a bunch with them and let them loose, then hunt them down after a few months when the pigs had fattened themselves up and turn em into salt pork, either for trade or for the winter.

      • quiet [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        those presidential scholar surveys are so wild.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_rankings_of_presidents_of_the_United_States#Scholar_survey_summary

        generally rating reagan in the top 10, uhhh. in terms of dumbass presidents - trump, who did pretty much nothing, gets in the bottom few places while bush jr, who let the oil executive neocons off the leash and levelled entire countries, places significantly better. arch-imperialist jingo teddy roosevelt consistently placing near the top! and all these slave owning crackers dominating the leaderboards. andrew jackson, lol - who cares about indigenous holocausts when he looks stately in a high collar? lincoln too, getting rated #1 when he cared more about the preservation of american institutions than about black lives and was a settler motherfucker who signed the homestead act.

        it would be one thing if they just said "yeah we're racist, stupid, greedy, and hypocritical, that's what makes america great" and kept most of these ratings, but then how are you going to rate goofuses like trump or harding or grant so low? gasp, scandal! corruption! like lol what do you think this country stands for exactly

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    mfw an 18yo from a hundred or more(?) years ago is more successful then me :kitty-cri:

    I want land and sheep too pls

    • star_wraith [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Well, this won't make you feel "better" but that "State lot" he talks about got that way because the state slaughtered the native inhabitants. So "successful", but not really.

        • star_wraith [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Yeah I mean, all this was taken away but it's likely this asshole here is the direct beneficiary. Like, the government genocides, takes the land, and it was in government hands until this guy came along.

    • Dimmer06 [he/him,comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Rural Maine still has some of the cheapest land in the country, and if you can clear it it's farmable.

      • ElGosso [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Damn I could finally set up that little maple orchard I always wanted

  • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    While being a Andrew Johnson/America stan is cringe I doubt Andrew Tate or Jordan Peterson have first rate buckwheat, and oats and potatoes that are bully, so this guy has that going for him I guess.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      :geordi-no: Clean your roome, bucko

      :geordi-yes: Clear 18 acres and seed 10

      :joker-dancing: