• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    holy shit. got to the site. bible costs $60!

    https://godblesstheusabible.com/

    Is this Bible officially endorsed by President Trump?
    Yes, this is the only Bible endorsed by President Trump!

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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    7 months ago

    God Bless the USA Bible

    oh neat, just even more actual heresy that will be lapped up by the craziest fundies

    • Rom [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      It gets worse.

      This Bible also features a copy of:

      • Handwritten chorus to “God Bless The USA” by Lee Greenwood

      • The US Constitution

      • The Bill of Rights

      • The Declaration of Independence

      • The Pledge of Allegiance

      • DengistDonnieDarko [he/him]
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        7 months ago

        This is like the MCU for boomer conservatives. Someone over the age of 80 soypointed at their laptop screen when they saw this.

  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    Hell yeah the only Bible officially endorsed by both Trump and Lee Greenwood

    https://rumble.com/v4kxtq0-lee-greenwood-god-bless-the-usa-bible.html

  • micnd90 [he/him,any]
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    7 months ago

    I initially legitimately thought that Drumpf was congratulating people of South Asian background for celebrating Holi, which is also this week.

    What was I thinking lol

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      7 months ago

      Apparently India is havingna time attacking musliums by assukting them with black paint on their faces and throwing holi colors at them.

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    7 months ago

    So, uh, isn't "The Book of Mormon" already the "God Bless the USA Bible"? Oh, can we please have a copyright battle over holy writ lathe-of-heaven

  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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    7 months ago

    Huh. For some reason I thought Protestants didn't really celebrate Easter, beyond like, the chocolate egg thing. I thought it was mainly a Catholic thing. I think I might be thinking of Lent though.

    • HamManBad [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      No Easter is definitely a big deal, at least for the larger protestant denominations. Who knows what the Pentecostals are up to

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    The binding on that Bible is probably as fresh as it was when it left the publishing house.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      7 months ago

      How dare you.

      If his face looks like rich Corinthian leather - I can assure you it's wet rich Corinthian leather.