The Democratic candidate for Texas governor will be resting at home in El Paso, he said.
  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Probably a bacterial infection from his filthy mouth saying all those curse words in front of old ladies and children.

    • Shamwow [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Probably from his tables getting filthy from all that standing.