i choose to believe he has been hospitalized for not landing a jump on a skateboard
Even Tony Hawk stopped doing Disasters in his 40s, can't be making those mistakes Beto.
Hot take: I think Beto actually thinks he's doing good and that his heart is maybe in the right place. I think he's an idiot that doesn't understand reality but I do think he's a well meaning bourgeois idiot in the end.
He’s like the long lost centrist cousin of the Da Vinki twins
Those two are hilarious wrestling heels, it was a trip to see them on tiktok.
Maybe. I think you're giving him too much credit, but then again he is really dumb so maybe lol
Probably a bacterial infection from his filthy mouth saying all those curse words in front of old ladies and children.
covid transiently wrecks your ability to fight bacteria
your body is always full of bacteria and your gut lining is constantly fighting them off from taking over
a lot of long-covid symptoms are from bacterial overgrowth. The covid wrecks your ability to fight them off for like a month, they proliferate in that time, and then even when the covid is gone, you're still left with this much higher amount of bacteria as a baseline, leaving you fatigued
Did trump ever make a beta o'rourke joke cause if not we're seriously missing out rn
that's an insult to my main man Juan, the president of Vuvuzela
Beta O rourke is just english Juan Guaido
Obama is just black Guaido
Beto is just white Guaido
phrenology is real
