holy fucking shit this thread
"As a data guy, let me tell you why you don't need extra employees to deal with an overwhelming amount of online orders"
Shitting on minimum wage workers is as American as apple pie
The secret to being a good data guy is to arbitrarily stop adding new data to your analysis.
The real skill is in figuring out what the higher ups want the data to say. They hate saying it explicitly or telling you explicitly to massage it. But if you don't read the tea leaves they'll just find a new data guy.
no need to see the underlying data, if it was done this way in the past, it must be the correct way
Quick, someone make this guy Fabricator General of Mars because this is peak Adeptus Mechanicus thinking.
Data is when I count how many thing I see at one point in time and do nlthing else
I thought about yelling at him, and even typed out my tweet, but then I saw he's just a dweeb with 9 followers
these nerds need to stop analyzing data and start analyzing DATA
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or you could hand the nerds agitprop and the communist manifesto when they're 12 years old and tell them we want to do star trek- and the good 90s tv star trek not the jj abrams/alex kurtzman shit at that.
state mandated wedgies for all future STEM lords, carried out by the Federal Jock Agency
Fuck writing poetry, I know what I'm doing after the revolution.
Ah yes, the data will save us. When hospitals are demanding nurses do 2x the job that a pre-covid era nurse did, they're just looking at the data and seeing that it's actually just a different kind of workflow, not that they're doing the job of two nurses. The company isn't just seeing increased profits and going brr. :brrrrrrrrrrrr:
Last week at work we were adequately staffed for the first time in ages and everyone noted how morale increased significantly, but that was because one of the schedule people went a bit rogue and let everyone work that wanted to since most of the staff are float. They've since made it clear that they're going back to running a skeleton crew for no good reason because they clearly can afford the staff and the staff is available. Better to just work your workers to the point of quitting en masse as they have been and hemorrhaging staff.
I'm going to make a machine to wedgie techbros at inhuman speeds.
you fool you absolute simpleton you do not need extra workers to do extra work in the same amount of time.
