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    • cawsby [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      People keep building on the banks of the Mississippi river and nearby floodplain and it has been overflowing its banks almost every 10 years now for the past 40.

      I was watching a Weather Channel special and some farming family had been flooded out three times and bailed out by the federal/state government three times.

      Even after major inevitable climate change disasters happen many folk will keep trying to build back if no one stops them. Governments around the world are enabling this, look at the floods in Pakistan. Pakistan allowed 1000's of towns and even small cities to be built in areas that were only habitable because of massive dam projects; however, once those dams reached critical levels there were zero plans for the consequences.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    anybody remember the huge seawalls in Bladerunner 2049? we're never building that shit

    love it when my dystopian sci-fi isn't pessimistic enough

    • invo_rt [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      lol the US can't even maintain actually existing roads and bridges. There's no chance of building some modern massive sea wall in dozens of population centers around the US.

      • emizeko [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        what if enormous kaiju started coming through an interdimensional breach under the ocean

        • jkfjfhkdfgdfb [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          that's a problem that can maybe be handled by giving money to defense contractors, why build wall when you can waste military hardware

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        It truly scares me what takes :lord-bezos-amused: must have taken from The Expanse.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      :my-hero: may propose (and get financed by the public) some bazinga jank version of that that is 10% as effective, or doesn't work at all, or simply isn't ever built outside of a prototype stage because it was all a grift to prevent any government action from succeeding to begin with.

      • Nakoichi [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        Apparently SpaceX was involved in the failed moon lander launch yesterday.

        • Mardoniush [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          It was a moon orbiting capsule, not a lander. It was scrubbed (a very common occurrence for spacecraft) due to an engine temperature anomaly, not failed, and I think it was pretty much entirely SpaceX's rivals in the ULA et al, who, to be fair, are just as bad in a slightly different direction. I'm not aware of any major SpaceX equipment being used on Artemis.

          SpaceX can't even get its moon rocket into space yet. Which is gonna be an issue soon since the NASA lander is supposed to be a moon-variant of Starship

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          I'm not surprised.

          Not much ever happens regarding space anything without some billionaire getting richer.

          • Somedumbbitch [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            Not much ever happens regarding space anything without some billionaire getting richer.

            Not much in the west. China has a space program though and its really going places. they just launched their own space station and space telescope.

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              I hope they save us from our bazinga saviors, then.

    • Diogenes_Barrel [love/loves]
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      2 years ago

      i think they might do it on the chesapeake and possibly new york harbor but literally nowhere else despite extremely amenable existing geography

      just casually having the longest protected coastlines in the world and abandoning them for worship of the dollar

  • RangeFourHarry [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Individuals claiming disbelief and sorrow, and then everyone else ignoring them until climate change hits them personally.

    Basically the same stuff that’s been happening with Kentucky, and the fires in the Northwest, and Katrina.

  • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    This is already beginning with home insurance companies pulling out of Florida. Buildings will start to be abandoned, only the poor will live there, and eventually no one will as the water level rises and roads become impassable.

    • AOCapitulator [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      only the poor will live there, and eventually no one will as the water level rises and roads become impassable

      Someone has never read the Akira Manga

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      If homosexuals caused Katrina, I can only imagine what the drag queens will be responsible for.

    • Comp4 [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Aquaman is gonna get himself some Mcmansions

      • Deadend [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Models?!

        They already bought the houses!

        They plan on extracting rent past the collapse of America.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      The plot of Superman Returns, then. :this-is-fine:

  • innocentlurker [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    People will flee from the coastal states and the rest of the country will brand these people "refugees" or simply paint them as "homeless" as the hate for that is already in place.

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    I have no real evidence, credentials, or any meaningful gravitas to back me up here but personally my guess is that Miami could be 95% underwater and people will just ignore it and build new god awful car centric suburbs 2 miles inland while denying there's even a problem

  • Commander_Data [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Apparently zombie icebergs off of Greenland are set to raise sea levels by 10 inches really soon so I guess we will find out.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      What is a zombie iceberg? Attempts to find out on a search engine were all Cawadoody treats and fascist memes.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          That's because of something that could be called zombie ice. That's doomed ice that, while still attached to thicker areas of ice, is no longer getting replenished by parent glaciers now receiving less snow. Without replenishment, the doomed ice is melting from climate change and will inevitably raise seas, said study co-author William Colgan, a glaciologist at the Geological Survey of Denmark and Greenland.

          “It’s dead ice. It’s just going to melt and disappear from the ice sheet,” Colgan said in an interview. “This ice has been consigned to the ocean, regardless of what climate (emissions) scenario we take now.”

          Thanks.

  • Des [she/her, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    just like with the oregon wildfires everyone will label the refugees, many of which will be driving RVs and other symbols of their former status, as just "meth/drug-of-choice addicted coastal poor people". the worst thing is that the bourgeois will have mostly long fled the coasts leaving most just regular people and petty-bougie. my town will basically be a beachside town by that point. i'll let my meagre property become a commune. and house as many as possible, chuds excluded. we'll probably have to organize a people's militia

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      So many chuds that got off to zombie apocalypse power fantasies think they'll be the sole survivors or the get shit done badasses who make the hard decisions but the reality is they will be the threats that need to be gunned down by the people's militia. :comrade-stoic: :the-doohickey: :frothingfash: