when you're so not mad you out page count the equivalent of a capitalism car manual, incoherent drivel from the least annoying ancap, and a series literally known for extremely meticulous and plentiful worldbuilding, for the equivalent of a shower argument against people who dislike you on twitter. holy shit. i'd feel bad if she deserved pity :what-the-hell:
New rule: The more pages your book has, the more wrong it is.
Combat Liberalism is like two paragraphs so it's the most correct :chairman-moa:
after you breach 1000 pages it's just exponential decay, very few works reach that level and maintain quality throughout. jkr think she jrr 💀
edit: WAIT THIS IS A SINGLE ENTRY IN A SERIES OF BOOKS. HOW. LOTR HAD 3 BOOKS. THIS MF OUTPAGED LOTR WITH 1 BOOK :joker-troll:
Ackshually LOTR is one book in 3 parts. The publishers didn't want to make it one physical book because too many pages.
if the entirety of lotr was crammed into one book you'd break the spine opening it
hell, you could probably break someone else's spine just swinging it at them
Eh, I have history and scholarly books on my shelf that are about the same wordcount as the complete LOTR.
you just had to crush my dreams, didn't you? :rage-cry:
Spending a decade travelling by foot to reach the peak of The Mount, to bear witness to the hallowed pages of The Book of Life...
It is still less than half as long as one JKR novella.
She also had to write other detective books about totally not transphobic topics like evil crossdresser serial killers.
There's an evil Jeremy Corbyn expy in one of them who is funding anti semitic terrorist attacks and running a sex cult, too.
oh god her sex corbyn brainworms are also acting up again
LOTR also has a bunch of appendices.
:marx-angry:
Good News! That one's shorter than every other book on there.
Except the Illiad. :shrek-troll:
This rule only works if you limit it to the books in the screenshot, or if you're a very sectarian Maoist.