almost 20% of our nation's plague cases are due to a motorcycle rally where people refused to wear masks as an act of political protest. the band Smashmouth played a major role in hundreds of thousands of infections and probably more than a 9/11 worth of deathamerica rules— Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) (@IwriteOK) September 8, 2020
Hey now, you're a cough star, spread the bug more, get plague
Some BODIES are only
the start of it they told me,
we're looking at some thousands more
deeeeead.
I may not have used a gun
but with actions that were dumb
I've got a bigger body count than Bin Laden.
AND they don't stop dying and they keep on coming
can't hear the coughs over motorcycles running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your lungs fill up and your limbs go numb
So many dead nothing to see
So what's wrong with having a party?
The president said we could go
I think I've got a fever now though
HEY NOW -
you might as well be hocking up sputum