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almost 20% of our nation's plague cases are due to a motorcycle rally where people refused to wear masks as an act of political protest. the band Smashmouth played a major role in hundreds of thousands of infections and probably more than a 9/11 worth of deathamerica rules— Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) (@IwriteOK) September 8, 2020
    • Woly [any]
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      4 years ago

      Some BODIES are only

      the start of it they told me,

      we're looking at some thousands more

      deeeeead.

      I may not have used a gun

      but with actions that were dumb

      I've got a bigger body count than Bin Laden.

      AND they don't stop dying and they keep on coming

      can't hear the coughs over motorcycles running

      Didn't make sense not to live for fun

      Your lungs fill up and your limbs go numb

      So many dead nothing to see

      So what's wrong with having a party?

      The president said we could go

      I think I've got a fever now though

      HEY NOW -

  • Nakoichi [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    "in its own way the Sturgis rally is a human endeavor every bit as impressive as the Great Wall of China, the Roman road system, the artificial islands of the Aztecs

    this is stupidity so grand and willful that it will be remembered for a thousand years"

    Watching Robert get radicalized has been quite a sight.

  • buh [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder

  • leftofthat [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    the band Smashmouth played a major role in hundreds of thousands of infections and probably more than a 9/11 worth of death

    I can't help but be humored and saddened by "a 9/11 worth of death" being normalized as a metric

  • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
    3·
    4 years ago

    I want to believe that Smashmouth was trying their best and it was the galavanting American exceptionalism that got the virus going.

    Much like my fondness of Obama was, I'm going to have trouble letting go of Smashmouth

    • constantly_dabbing [none/use name]
      1·
      4 years ago

      Much like my fondness of Obama was, I’m going to have trouble letting go of Smashmouth

      "Will, do you really think Chapo Chat is even more worthy of contempt and disgust than /r/chapotraphouse?

      (chad capybara face) "yes"