The Pennsylvania resident was reportedly carrying loaded handguns

https://archive.ph/wip/ZoC4O

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  • sexywheat [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Trump support: I'M GOING TO KILL ALL THE DEMOCRATS!! I'M GOING TO KILL ALL THE DEMOCRATS!!! :agony-minion:

    Dairy Queen employee: Sir, this is a Dairy Queen.

    • RION [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      We've got you surrounded, come get your Oreo Blizzard

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Mr Stawovy reportedly also informed police during the incident that he is a “prophet” who has “talked to God” and was working undercover with the Pennsylvania State Police. Local television station WTAJ reported that Mr Stawovy claimed that he knew the workers at the Dairy Queen, but the workers said that their only prior interaction with Mr Stawovy came when he placed $120 on the counter earlier that day and said it was a tip for “non-Democrats.”

    the last sentence in the archived says he recently wore a full clown costume to a church service.

    I was just talking to a friend about how materially secure libs are uncomfortable talking about programs to provide direct material assistance to poor people, because they mistakenly believe this would reduce their own security. meanwhile, the absolute desperation of poverty and lack of public service makes us all more likely to be victims of crime.

    like I can't wait to get clipped behind the ear while waiting in line for some tater tots because some guy's brain broke six months ago when his grandkid couldn't get insulin, and he was too ideologically loaded to blame anyone but subterranean reptiles. guess I picked the wrong day to wear a Tshirt with a gecko on it.

    • BlueMagaChud [any]
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      2 years ago

      hell yeah, it'll be great when I catch a stray waiting in line for spicy nuggets because the chuds think the new Wendy's redesign makes her look trans (allegedly, but 7 months ago he was found not guilty of criminal negligence in trying to treat his wife's cancer with Brain Force). hilariously, the guy will look exactly like Dave Thomas

    • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      and was working undercover with the Pennsylvania State Police

      Probably is a sap for some alphabet agency or another tbh

    • buh [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Stavvy really fell off after leaving cum town

  • Snackuleata [any]
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    2 years ago

    I can't believe he got arrested; his opsec was on point. I mean, he even brought a clown wig to throw the feds off.

      • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        We talk about how 'dystopian' places are, but people there ain't gotta worry about getting capped at a McDonald's because some bastard couldn't get the treatment they needed but could get ahold of an AR15 for like 100 bucks on layaway

  • BlueMagaChud [any]
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    2 years ago

    the stochastic terrorism gun store, Dairy Q-ueen, handing clown-wigged customers their magazines upside-down to show that the bullets stay in