Sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension.

  • MoreAmphibians [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    The only reason to get a surgery like this is if you need to pretend to be someone else so they'll let you fly a spaceship.

    • AmericaDelendeEst [any]
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      2 years ago

      or you're a 5'11 dude and want marginally more success online dating badly enough to torture yourself for it

      get that 6 FEET

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        Most 5'11 dudes say they're 6ft anyways, everyone lies about their height.

        I'm a legit 6'1/185cm barefoot, and I can look people straight in the eyes that claim they're 6'4/193cm. It's ridiculous lol.

        If you're a legit 5'11 most people will think you're 6'1 or 6'2, especially in shoes. Because of how inflated it is.

        • Madcat [any]
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          2 years ago

          i'm 5'5 and it's crazy how often people are like "oh, you must be like 5'8, right? same height as me"

        • nine_leven [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          I legitimately have no idea how tall I am anymore, just the ballpark number. I play Beat Saber and when it calibrates to height it tells me I'm 1.9m

          I'd always put 5'11" on dating profiles back in the day because I thought putting 6' flat would sound like I was lying. (edit: I definitely subscribe to the under promise and over deliver philosophy in other aspects of life so I guess this makes sense in hindsight)

          • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            I legitimately have no idea how tall I am anymore, just the ballpark number. I play Beat Saber and when it calibrates to height it tells me I’m 1.9m

            I have the same bizarre problem where I've had my height measured a few times at the doctors for routine checkups and I've had up to 2 inches of variation.

        • SadStruggle92 [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          Most 5’11 dudes say they’re 6ft anyways, everyone lies about their height.

          I am the on person who doesn't do this apparently. 👀

        • space_comrade [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          I’m a legit 6’1/185cm barefoot, and I can look people straight in the eyes that claim they’re 6’4/193cm. It’s ridiculous lol.

          Damn and I felt like a fraud for rounding up my 183cm to 185cm lmao.

          • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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            2 years ago

            I think most people measure their height while wearing some shoes that give them a bit of a lift, combined with people lying it leads to some large mismatches if you measure your height barefoot and are honest.

    • UlyssesT
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      16 days ago

      deleted by creator

    • gaycomputeruser [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Still can't believe that movie made me feel something cause some asshole pissed a bunch into a bag for another asshole.

    • Grimble [he/him,they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Not even that lmao. So you can sit at a slightly fancier desk. It's still not technically yours but hey, at least you're m o v i n g u p t h e l a d d e r !

      • Runcible [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        but hey, at least you’re m o v i n g u p t h e l a d d e r !

        ???

        What, people are motivated by material conditions?!?!