• VILenin [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Remember when :reddit-logo: had a meltdown over this because ebil seeseepee?

      • jackmarxist [any]
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        2 years ago

        Evil Chinese tankies built trains instead of voting and wishing for Hyperloops.

    • GottaJiBooUrns [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Woah, woah, hey now! I don't hate the Chinese people, just their government.

      But that's not gonna stop me from knee-jerk posting "fuck the CCP" under any picture featuring any vaguely Asian looking person though.

    • CommunistBear [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      His body will merge with another conductor becoming the archon that powers the train

    • Owl [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      It's a mechanical caterpillar for some reason so it's slow as balls.

      On the bright side, warpgates.

      • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        Yeah, I've seen enough pictures of Chinese architecture to know that SOMEONE told them to construct additional pylons. Do a google image search of "modern Chinese architecture" and tell me which ones could not warp in reinforcements.

  • Wertheimer [any]
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    2 years ago

    No place for Buster Keaton to sit on the new train. :deeper-sadness:

  • buh [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    How it started / how it’s going :)

    • poppy_apocalypse [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      :maybe-later-kiddo: Maybe you can ask Mr. communist conductor when was the last time he voted in a free and fair election :maybe-later-kiddo:

  • D61 [any]
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    2 years ago

    China's version of Back to the Future, Doc Brown ain't fucking around.

  • Coca_Cola_but_Commie [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    In America the top picture would be the same but then the bottom picture would be the train conductor as a hobo riding on the train he used to drive.

  • culpritus [any]
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    2 years ago

    someone make a version of this to match using Amtrak or something

    • poppy_apocalypse [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      I don't know anything about the engines Amtrak uses, but as a Surfliner/San Diegan rider, I can tell you the time of the trip between San Diego and LA is virtually the same today as it was in 1986 when my mom first took me on the choo choo. Some of the trains still use the same passenger cars as the ones I first rode on.