• Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    2 years ago

    My answer is that I will ignore Hitler's wallet and instead find whoever is feeding me all of this perfect knowledge of future outcomes and hold a gun to their head and force them to tell me what course of action will stop Hitler's rise to power. Then I'll shoot them in the foot as payback for trapping me in a stupid convoluted scenario.

  • Lester_Peterson [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    A one-in-fifty chance of getting caught, and disappeared into a concentration camp, means the expected utility I gain by stealing Hitler's wallet is WAY lower than the loss experienced by Hitler if his evening is ruined 🤓

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Yeah, would have preferred to do it in 1920 when he was just some incel.

  • CheGueBeara [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Pretty sure you're gonna get killed if you get caught. Way better ways to do praxis in that scenario, like hitting him in the head with a large rock.

  • aFairlyLargeCat [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    If you’re close enough to pick his pocket, you’re close enough to pick his skull.

    :pika-pickaxe:

  • Owl [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    You're ethically obligated not to steal Hitler's wallet, because the 2% chance of being imprisoned would prevent you from fucking over the nazis in a more substantive manner. Eyes on the prize, people.

  • Comp4 [comrade/them]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    getting shitfaced at the beer hall with my 40Reichsmark that I stole.

  • SaniFlush [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    I could be hanging out with Jean Paul Sartre in 30’s Germany, I might as well have beer money to split on him.

  • Dimmer06 [he/him,comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Isn't Hitler one of the most prominent political figures in Germany in 1933? Is stealing forty marks really going to ruin his evening?

    • Judge_Juche [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      That's the year he got appointed chancellor, also he was already quite wealthy what with all the German industrialists giving him money for a decade straight

    • crime [she/her, any]
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      2 years ago

      Cover it in the super fentanyl that cops are terrified of touching even though they made it up

      Or put some radium dust in there or some shit