Baby Bilbo.

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
    ·
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    The marvel approach, you say?

    Gandalf: “there’s a bunch of goblins and a balrog coming”

    Aragorn: “balrog, coming here. Like right now?”

    Gimli: “oh man, I hate balrogs”

    Boromir [overhearing]: “why are you guys talking about balrogs. Please tell me there’s not a balrog coming“

    Frodo: “Uhh I’m kinda dealing with a little cave troll situation here guys!!”

    • ZillaCummies [he/him]
      ·
      edit-2
      2 years ago

      Gandalf: Fly, you fools!

      Perrin: They fly now?

      Meriadoc Brandybuck: THEY FLY NOW

    • Anxious_Anarchist [they/them, any]
      ·
      2 years ago

      I mean tbf the way Boromir announces the cave troll in that scene has a similar quippiness but it's nowhere near as cringe as any of this.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        I think it fits. It's an "oh shit" moment and he's basically saying "oh shit" like they're about to be in hand to hand combat with a 3 ton murder monster and he just needs a second to process that.