Awaken your programming, komrade bernie. Its election season

  • build_a_bear_group [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    I cannot understand how Libs can simultaneously mock the derangement and conspiracy of Q, and still believe every facet of their world they don't like is masterminded by Russia.

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      • build_a_bear_group [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        Yes, they cannot understand emergent or systemic outcomes. So, trying to explain outcomes of capitalism that involves mentioning desires or profits of the Bourgeoisie or why the DNC is more hostile to progressives than Republicans, has caused them to tell me to my face I was a conspiracy theorist(because the only way is if they were secretly colluding to choose that outcome, obviously).

        Which is also why bad actors and outcomes is because Putin called them up and paid them to do it.

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  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    IF THE BOTS ARE AN AUTOMATED COMPUTER SYSTEM WHY WOULD IT MATTER WHAT HOUR IT IS?????????????

      • sgtlion [any]
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        2 years ago

        Exactly. Russians as a population of a country are all both unprecedented super-tech criminal masterminds with botnets and control of all politicians and spy chips in our food, but also so backwards and primitive that they can't even manufacture weapons or use computers. Whatever serves my narrative at the given moment really.

        • Des [she/her, they/them]
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          2 years ago

          don't forget despite their current successful continuous space program every single one of their ICBMs and nuclear missiles will either fall to the ground, fail to launch or be intercepted by secret area 51 UFOtech NATO missile defenses

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  • InternetLefty [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The tsarists said that Lenin was a German agent. Not like you can compare the two though. Side note but if Bernie got a sack from the Russian Federation I would expect him to iunno sabotage US foreign policy and not ride around the country doing stump speeches for a national healthcare system and unionizing domestic service workers

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    a former FLOTUS, Senator, Secretary of State, and two time presidential candidate (once a nominee) is going to have excellent advisors. Nearly every prediction she made in 2016 has already come true.

    Mmhmm.

    True, but also Hillary is just wickedly smart and from everything I've ever heard from elected officials, she's an incredibly wonderful person to be around. People trust her and she doesn't bullshit around.

    Indeed.

    Lmao these are some advanced :brainworms: holy shit, you couldn't write satire as good as this.

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Hillary is just wickedly smart

      Not smart enough to beat an absolute mouth breathing cretin in a popularity contest

      and from everything I’ve ever heard from elected officials, she’s an incredibly wonderful person to be around. People trust her and she doesn’t bullshit around.

      Why would I care about the opinions of people whose political positions depend upon the whims of people like Saint Hillary? Why not publicly ask some random bishop what they think of the Pope?

    • kristina [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      im just wickedly smart, and from everything ive ever heard from my elected boyfriend, i'm an incredibly wonderful person to be around. people trust me and i dont bullshit around

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  • Omegamint [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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    2 years ago

    https://www.reddit.com/r/democrats/comments/y18grk/in_the_least_shocking_news_ever_tulsi_gabbard/

    Although all you'll get are brainworms

    • sempersigh [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      The subreddit for when /r/ politics isn't lib enough for you

      • CTHlurker [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Imagine thinking that /r/politics isn't partisan enough and you need a dedicated space to say the exact same thing that the much bigger sub is saying.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Imagine giving a shit about Bernie Sanders in the year of our lord 2022.

  • itsPina [he/him, she/her]
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    2 years ago

    These people need to have their means of communication taken away for a good solid year or two

  • PZK [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    If Putin is really this powerful then why does he really need to try to conquer any nation? He already controls everything and everyone according to liberals.

    He's like the liberal Soros. Just has infinite money and influence to pay people off, and they can easily attach blame to him over a political anomaly they don't understand.

    Remember liberals actually played the entire "stolen election" meme before Republicans did, after losing to Trump by claiming he illegitimately won by getting help from Putin.

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  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    Awful ballsy for user "bleepitybleep" to accuse someone else of being a bot account.