West’s plan for his own small “universe” has been in the works for years, two Yeezy sources confirm to Rolling Stone. The sources describe it as a self-sustained enterprise that would have its own branded homes, retail stores that sell Yecosystem-branded food items and beverages. The plan is serious, with arrangements to launch the first campus as early as next month, one source says. Eventually, West hopes to establish these mini-communities across the country, the source says.

Instead, West said he wanted to build his own company and purchase his own factories, boasting that his new private school, Donda Academy, would “focus on bringing the American economy back, starting with our children.” “We are focusing on engineering for our species — what’s the thing we need the most? Food. [We are] engineering food,” he told CNBC, adding that Donda Academy students would also be learning automotive, software and shelter engineering.

The trademark applications cover branding and typical products, such as clothing items and retail goods. But in a first for West, the CEO of Mascotte, these new filings include a range of beverages; pre-made alcoholic drinks and liquors; raw fruits and vegetables; snacks, candy, and other processed foods.

The filings indicate that West plans to create a variety of services under the Yecosystem umbrella, such as consulting services for nutrition, beauty, interior design and a public relations firm. Yecosystem has filings that would establish a production arm for movie, television, and radio programs, as well as an online media site that features “information on a recording artist in the fields of beauty, fashion, modeling, acting, music, [and] the arts.” The Yecosystem also hopes to create its own “residential buildings and houses.”

There’s also a philanthropic arm associated with the filings, indicating charitable services that include biological cloning, reproductive healthcare, children’s education and supporting members of the United States military.

He's starting the Black Hammer commune but somehow worse.

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Willy Wonka meets Henry Ford. I'm excited for whatever terrible spectacle this becomes.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Because hellworld, I think there's a non zero chance that he gets government bailouts for this.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Totally not a cult.

    Totally not a cult leader.

    Totally not a cult compound.

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      My "Not a cult compound" sign in front of my yecosystem has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my sign.

  • D61 [any]
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    2 years ago

    “focus on bringing the American economy back, starting with our children.”

    in Archer voice "Phrasing!" :fidel-wut:

    He’s starting the Black Hammer commune but somehow worse.

    Damn. :antelope-popcorn:

  • BabaIsPissed [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    What do you think the documentaries about whatever the hell this is are gonna be called?

    Yemocracy? Dondamnation? My twisted fantasy: the rise and fall of Kanye West? If it focuses on the school Graduation is a freebie

    • Bnova [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Yeah did you not see the video?

      https://youtu.be/lfw92XEzVx8

      • happybadger [he/him]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        I love the Brown's Daycare vibe I get from this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvBtd0BsFfU

        T-minus 10 years until he's reinvented castratos for his basement boy choir.

        • Bnova [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          I've never seen that video before. Thank you for blessing me.

          • happybadger [he/him]
            hexagon
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            2 years ago

            Check It Out is one of the most magical things Tim Heidecker has ever produced.

            • Jew [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              Have you seen the hour long Steve Brule live in NYC video? One of the best videos on youtube

                  • happybadger [he/him]
                    hexagon
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                    2 years ago

                    He's such a good actor. Being able to do that character in a studio with editing is one thing but he has Heicker's ability to bomb for an hour.

                    • Jew [he/him]
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                      2 years ago

                      The way he remembers the misprounounced names throughout the show is incredible. Truly a master of live comedy.

      • culpritus [any]
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        2 years ago

        So he pronounces it as Dawn-Da? I thought it was like like the Spanish word donde with and A instead of an E. Truly an exceptional American I guess.

  • LaBellaLotta [any]
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    2 years ago

    Is it just me or is every job that’s described in this one that would be completely secondary to the task of feeding and maintaining a city

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      The trademark applications cover branding and typical products, such as clothing items and retail goods. But in a first for West, the CEO of Mascotte, these new filings include a range of beverages; pre-made alcoholic drinks and liquors; raw fruits and vegetables; snacks, candy, and other processed foods.

      He's going to sell them branded alcohol, raw vegetables, and treats at the company store of his cult city.

      • LaBellaLotta [any]
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        2 years ago

        Also is he trying to trademark raw fruits and vegetables?

        • happybadger [he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          I presume they're going to be super-vegetables since he's teaching children crop engineering in addition to how to make cars, software, and houses. Granted I'm only familiar with the kind of plant breeding which requires PhD agronomists and geneticists but kids have little hands to reach the seeds better.

          • SoyViking [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            In the Yecosystem you can learn "crop engineering" but not farming.

            This is going to work out just fine.

            • culpritus [any]
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              2 years ago

              Crop Engineering is just like Audio Engineering, so Ye's already and expert.

              You just turn the nobs on the AutoFarm plug-in until you got some sick beets and melon-D's.

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Are you suggesting that a city where your only educational possibilities are three specific types of stem-lord isn't sustainable in the long run?

      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        "There seems to be a mistake, I was supposed to be an AV technician in the commune."

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      It will feed Kanye West's narcissism further, even if it crashes and burns. In that way, it will succeed.

      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I mean it is going to crash and burn because it's both stupid and not so much a plan as it is the ramblings of a lunatic.

        Kanye West is becoming that man I once saw blame Jews for him being asked to stop drinking and trying to fight people on the bus except also a billionaire

  • TornadoThompson [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    lol this is some z-tier Bioshock shite.

    Would you kindly buy my $900 clown shoes.

    Would you kindly drink this electric soup that makes you shoot fire from your toes.

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