https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ybtf5z/upside_to_divorce_is_that_i_get_to_decorate_and/

  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Fuck yeah dude. Siri play Papa Roach. Gonna call up all my old friends from high school who all have kids and lives to see if they wanna come over for some beer pong.

    • cynesthesia
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      9 months ago

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    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      I always really wanted one of those when I was a little boy. I'd ask my mom and she'd say "We'll see." It took me a few years to learn that was her way of saying "Hell no."

  • HornyOnMain
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    2 years ago

    the guy's a real life sicko

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        Also is that uncovered chicken, fish or ribs on the top? That is going to be so dry or mouldy, no in between .

        But yeah this dude is coping, hopefully he can get though it

          • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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            2 years ago

            Yeah I don't think there's much that can be done to save food that's been uncovered in the fridge like that, taste and texture wise.

            At least there's some water and fat (think it's butter) for the hangover

              • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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                2 years ago

                At least he won't starve.

                I knew some guy that managed to burn cannned spaghetti and meatballs when trying to warm it up.

                  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                    2 years ago

                    Some really can't, which unfortunately feeds the cliche.

                    • SoyViking [he/him]
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                      2 years ago

                      In western culture it's acceptable for men to be helpless babies who refuse to learn how to do simple household chores like cooking, laundry or cleaning that are coded as female.

                      A similar condition exists for women where it's considered cutesy to refuse to learn how to change a tire, pump a bicycle, drill a hole in the wall or other basic DIY tasks that are coded as male.

                    • fifthedition [none/use name]
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                      2 years ago

                      Alton Brown, Emeril Lagasse, Bobby Flay, Jamie Oliver, Wolfgang Puck, Martin Yan, Gordon Ramsay, Guy Fieri, all the Iron Chefs. Now you name some female ones. Julia Child? Been dead for decades. Paula Deen, I guess?

                      It's such a tired, ugly stereotype that I thought died years ago. "LOL men can't cook, they need a woman to do it for them"

                      • fox [comrade/them]
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                        2 years ago

                        It's absolutely a played out stereotype but it's really not a fair analysis to compare the most celebrated members of a profession with its most amateur participants. Mostly since if you pick just about any profession the most famous people will be men because patriarchy and whatnot

                      • Ligma_Male [comrade/them]
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                        2 years ago

                        lmao do some self-crit. you can name all those men because being a chef is a prestigious job, extra so for a celebrity chef and that has nothing to do with home cooking.

                        • fifthedition [none/use name]
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                          2 years ago

                          The point being that the stereotype of the man who can't cook and needs a woman to do it for him needs to be buried and forgotten. I thought it already was, frankly, and really surprised to see it pop back up.

                          • Ligma_Male [comrade/them]
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                            2 years ago

                            that guy's problem and the problem of men weaponizing incompetence isn't going to go away just because we stop talking about it.

            • Ligma_Male [comrade/them]
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              2 years ago

              Yeah I don’t think there’s much that can be done to save food that’s been uncovered in the fridge like that, taste and texture wise.

              i've been low but i've never been uncovered food in the fridge low

        • JuryNullification [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Leaving it uncovered on a rack will dry it out, but that can be desirable if you want the exterior to crisp up, as crisping goes faster when you start with less water.

          It’s why I leave the whole turkey uncovered in the fridge for a couple days before roasting for holiday meals.

    • Dingdangdog [he/him,comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      i only see like 12 alcoholic drinks there. 6 beers, 6 cans of wine. if that's a lot then i am royally fucked

      oh wtf that's hard mountain dew. ok now we're talkin

  • AntipastoAktion [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Stickers all over the inside and in the water dispenser, ain't a chance in hell this fridge ever gets a clean.

  • LaBellaLotta [any]
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    2 years ago

    Ah yes, you always want to thaw meat on the top shelf.

    • buh [any]
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      2 years ago

      fr, this drink selection is almost fully cringe. alcoholism is cringe enough, but you could at least do it with a little swag

    • regularassbitch [she/her]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      i am pretty sure it's rotisserie chicken stored improperly :deeper-sadness:

      • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/yc2pnn/the_infamous_reddit_fridge/ is this guy ok lol the liquor bottle bong and the liquor bottle lamp lol

        • regularassbitch [she/her]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          meredith wanted a kid and ol boy wanted to relive his early 20s until he died. you hate to see it

        • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          I'll have you know there's absolutely nothing wrong with liquor-bottle bongs, one of the best bongs I've ever owned me and a friend made by grinding out a hole for a stem in a beer growler.

  • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    What is the purpose of this post? Is it to shame a man for decorating his fridge how he wants? To shame his diet? Why post this? :why-post-this:

    • regularassbitch [she/her]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      is it to shame a man for decorating his fridge how he wants?

      :sicko-yes:

      he has a drink dispenser they use in grocery stores. what kind of preparation has this guy done to live like a college kid