But seriously, lie and stay on the jury, then acquit.
Chuds do a really good job and lying to say they can be “neutral” and “fair” and then always convict.
One of us finally left their house at liberal mountain and appeared in the real world. Based
Every young radlib must go on a journey to liberal mountain and see the spirits who dwell there, who will reveal the random combination of emojis they put next to their username and fight over.
I don't know legal lingo, there has to be a dude checking other dudes' dicks sizes or something?
Lmao the big cock is only metaphorical here. The verdict of a jury has to be unanimous. If everyone cannot agree on a verdict it's called a "hung jury," meaning the accused cannot be convicted. I believe the result is a mistrial, and the accused is free to go
Generally the accused is free to go, because they don't want to go through the effort of another trial
This is my plan if I ever get picked. I don't care what the crime is or how bulletproof the evidence seems, the American court system is not justice.
And even if it was somehow justice (it's not), the US prison system is monstrous, practices torture, and is against basic fundamental human rights.
Yep and if the jury gets hung and everyone gets mad at you for voting not guilty and dragging it out, you keep up vague plausible reasons why you think there’s reasonable doubt
I was in a similar but less showy situation, and I like to think it broke the spell a little bit with jurors otherwise feeling like they had to declare their fealty.
Of course, but I was trying not to lie while still reminding people who might end up on the jury that the cops might be full of shit and it was okay to take that into consideration.
pulling a public stunt like this seems pretty :LIB: to me
now some conservative guy who is 'unbiased' against cops is going to be in the jury instead
Yeah this is lame, i would of used the opportunity to get out of work and voted against the cop
Like way to admit u still believe in the us as a country
How likely is the skinny anime nerd to make it to the jury in a military town?
Considering how many anime nerds I knew in the Marines, it's higher than you think.
I mean, if this anecdote is to be believed, he's under oath, who knows what kind of whacko pro-cop questions the DA was asking. If he lies about his beliefs he could wind up on the stand himself - he could have also been a coward but spoke his mind instead
You could easily plausibly deny that you have a bias against cops unless...your entire personality and web presence is #ACAB
"I don't know what internet forums YOU hang out on, but where I'm from it means All Cats Are Beautiful. We post cute pictures of them."
Im worried about the rates of fatherlessness in the police force
"No your honor, thinking ACAB isn't bias on my part, it is just reality"
"No your honor, all the evidence shows that the cop had it coming."
"You disagree? What are you, biased towards cops or something? Why are you trying this case then?"
If he knew he'd be disqualified for other reasons, at least this dialogue puts ACAB to the forfront of anyone in that room that does make it to the jury.
the person next to me nearly clapped
:amerikkka-clap:
may we all have the testicular fortitude of this shiny white guy with an anime t-shirt and big glasses
Literally 99% of hexbear
Image in the original post says 20-year old, but yeah, probably also old people desperately grasping at what they think is cool, too.
If you're 30-something and up and using hashtag in-person, you're probably old. Old is a state of being. :grillman:
