THE VOLCEL POLICE ARE ON THE SCENE. PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES. انتباه!! انتباه!! هنا شرطة الڤولسل. في نطاق سلطتنا تحت قانون السل نأمركم الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة. الرجاء الامتناع عن النكاح و المص. أيها الليبراليين البيض!

:volcel-judge:

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I'm going to guess without looking it up that this is basically the bang bus, but undercover.

  • MC_Kublai [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Busting nuts at the Smut Busters wagon is praxis

    Gonna get a van and paint it with "NUT BUSTERS" with "SEX" in a cum splat on the back of the doors and park it near this van wherever it goes and tail them on the way there

  • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Somehow, this has the exact same energy as the vans advertising brothels around here that are completely plastered in pics of women in lingerie. The main difference is that they'd say SEX instead of SEX , but they'd absolutely use the same color scheme and are equally as subtle.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      vans advertising brothels around here

      Lolwhut? Where the hell is that?

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Germany. It's pretty common here since sex work got legalized.

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
          ·
          2 years ago

          Go figure. They just turned the commodification dial to 11.

          What a fucked country.

          • AcidSmiley [she/her]
            ·
            2 years ago

            It truly is. Most of the women come from the deliberately impoverished eastern periphery of the EU (particularly Romania) and that inequality creates just the kinds of conditions one would imagine. It's the exact same mechanisms at play that make the seasonal work in our agricultural industry and slaughterhouses living hell, but with the added caveat that it's hyper-exploitative sex work.

  • GenXen [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    Never get into a van with a stranger. Unless it has a giant SEX sign on the back. Anybody advertising their morality that loudly has to be trust-able .

  • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    despite being anti-sex this is hands down one of the most grossly horny vehicles I've ever seen. Something very Hegelian about it.

    Thesis: Militantly Horny

    Anti-Thesis: Militantly Anti-Horny

    Synthesis: Whatever the fuck this van is

    • Shoegazer [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I recently found out “Muscle Christians” was an actual Christian group of Christians who would just workout and be buff in the 20th century.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscular_Christianity

  • Big_Bob [any]
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    2 years ago

    Despite the anti-sex message, the designs have a pretty horny energy.

  • Futterbinger [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    This thing is gonna shows up at a drag queen story hour and like nine Kyle Rittenhouses are gonna jump out of the back like its a SWAT van.