Kramer got me on this stuff! We're gonna be gods among men, Jerry!
If you don't jack off, the cum backs up into your brain and crystalizes into mana. Not many people know this.
This was a literal plotline in an episode of Seinfeld. George couldn't have sex with his girlfriend, and in his semi-volcel state, he became super smart.
Also the B-plot was Elaine buying a sweater I thinkNevermind, the B-plot was thematically relevant.
God I'm sick of Seinfeldheads. Every kid at my school is a Seinfeldhead. I try to be FrasierXcore and none of them are into wine or jazz. They beat me up just for wearing a sweater-vest and dress shoes in gym class.
Fraisercels and Friendscel seething when the Seinfeld Chads costanzapill their classmates and get all the girls
The Frasier thing to do in this moment is to say that I could reply to you but I'm above it.
Oh, you're right. I just remember they both included the custodian at George's work
some people need to be reminded that it's only volcel if people want to fuck you
It's definitely voluntary for me, it is definitely not that I am not so crippled by social anxiety I am unable to approach a woman and only learned how to stop despising every aspect of myself like a month ago, no sir
Have you tried preserving your vital essences? Cumming will give you social anxiety for two months.
Jokes aside, desiring relationships, including sexual ones, but being unable to form them because of mental health sucks. I went through the same and know how miserable and lonely it can be.
Clawing my way up out of the fucking dirt and finding things to like about myself and also any sort of hope for the future has been hard, but getting lots of applause from drunk college girls at karaoke helps with the self-esteem now
I still have a long way to go and it feels incredibly unfair that being inexperienced is seen as a red flag by lots of people, but growth is growth and I figure I wouldn't want to be with someone so shallow they'd blow me off for having been isolated for so long anyway
I'm happy that you feel you are making progress, even though it is slow. The best advice I can give is to seek professional therapy. I waited for way too long because it felt scary but it really helps to get a systematic explanation for the feelings you have.
Been in professional therapy for decades on and off (because it's fuckong expensive) and only recently tried a new approach, seeking an ADHD specialist and, since the start of the year, social skills group coaching via Zoom. Both have helped immensely but probably wouldn't have helped at all without years of prior therapy for dealing with my depression.
Severe childhood neglect paired with severe ADHD and depression have been pretty toxic for me and I'm seeing things in a new way recently, but I've been incredibly miserable for the bulk of my 36 years and was suicidal for a very long time. But something makes me keep going and wanting to do better and wanting to help other people so they don't have to go through what I did. I didn't fucking ask to be here, haven't enjoyed it so far, but I'm stuck on this planet with these assholes. Might as well make the most of it, and the most of myself.
business minded
ugh, no. Brb, jerking one off to prevent becoming one of the Petite Burgeois
At least now we know why small business tyrants are so mean and bitter.
What happens if you... accumulate other people's cum, without cumming yourself? Is this how you access the forbidden knowledge of the Volcel dark arts?
me omw to explain to the group of big hunky men that I've persuaded to do a bukkake on me while I'm locked in chastity that it's solely for the purpose of mega-heterosexual semen retention and that I receive no sexual pleasure from this
Is this what Marx meant by primitive acCUMmulation?
I always thought that was really strange how these dudes say that by not cumming you'll have more opportunities to have sex, but wouldn't that generally involve cumming?
Are dudes really going around and trying to have sex but not actually get off, or is this just something that dudes can't actually do so they mythologise the results?
The goal is to retain all semen and refuse the advances of fee-male succubi :quark:
That way you can achieve a sperm count/power level of over 9000 and become a wizard
look the communists are trying to steal our essences
My best guess would be that mentally associating orgasm to human intimacy is healthier than to your phone or whatever alternative
I could totally have lots of sex with tons of women right now! Trust me bro. I just choose not to.
I always thought that was really strange how these dudes say that by not cumming you’ll have more opportunities to have sex, but wouldn’t that generally involve cumming?
not if they have a chastity fetish
This should be updated to be communist and inclusive of squirting
To the one-night-stand who swallowed a load that had been brewing for almost half a year, thank you for your service
Surprised they'd survive a point blank shotgun blast to the head
"I've got it Dumbo it's a magic
featherbodily essence! Now you can fly!"Hello brothers,
I was introduced to this subreddit on the recommendation of a friend. The content I have seen so far is impressive and I'd like to add my voice to the chorus.
Many people wonder...why does semen retention (supposedly) increase attraction? Think of it this way: all organisms that exist have a compelling desire for more life. Every organism wants to live life more abundantly. Plants stretch towards the warmth of the sun, people bask outside in the sunshine on a sunny day, animals of all kinds enjoy eating nourishment. All of these are in the pursuit of more life.
As a human, we all are seeking more life in various ways, but this potential is frustrated in some. Some seek it through drugs and alcohol, some seek it through shopping, others seek it in eating harmful foods. The life-sustaining mechanism has been frustrated. The goal is more life but the organism thinks that the way it is going is the correct way. This concept is explained pretty well in the book "Psycho-Cybernetics".
As a man, you hold the seed of creation within your ballsack. The spark that starts the flame. It wants to express itself through the mechanism of ejaculation, of pollination. When you hold this seed, when you retain it, you are ascending to a higher vibration. The purity of life within your semen vibrates at a high frequency. It is pure creation itself. As a result of holding this seed, you start to vibrate at a high frequency. You start to become the sun. You start to radiate. People seek the warmth of the sun, so they will congregate around someone who holds this energy. Why do you think the founders of the world religions had so many adherents? Because they carried the seed. They respected the seed. They cultivated the seed.
A woman wants to bask in the warmth of the sun and express herself. Look how eager they are to shed their clothes when at the beach. Why wouldn't they feel the same way around a man who holds life, who has the sun within him? Women don't want to take their clothes off in front of men who disrespect themselves and the seed within them. These are cold men. They do not feel warmth around these men. That's why many women are not openly sexual with many men. They do not feel safe. A woman is a receptor of energy and the energy that constant fappers give off is dead energy.
As for myself, I feel like I am very hollow individual without semen retention. When I used to spill my semen on a consistent basis, my nutsacks were constantly empty. I felt like a paper man. I felt as if I could be scraped off the surface of the Earth at any minute and no one would bat an eye. I felt hollow. My words are hollow, the feeling in my chest is hollow, everything seems dead. But when I retain, I feel full. I feel vibrant, I feel alive.
So brothers, I encourage you - to press on. We will stand out against the hordes of empty men, the ones who use semen retention as a sword and a shield to fight in the name of God, in the name of the universe, in the name of LIFE.
