:what-the-hell:

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      to make up for the fertility loss from the microplastic, they add hormones to each bottle. That's why it's gendered.

    • fishnwhistle420 [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I guess this is what they want you to use to mix the formula? but why do they need special bottled water for babies only? What happens if you use adult water?

      • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        but why do they need special bottled water for babies only?

        One would assume water for babies would have more attention to having leads, heavy metals, and other stuff like that removed. Even a little bit of this would effect a baby more than a child or an adult. I'm going to assume that they didn't really take care of this because :porky-happy:

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      After six months they can start eating solid foods. At that point, you can (and in particular cases should) give them water.

      But so long as they're on breast milk / formula, they shouldn't have it and often straight up won't drink it.

    • Nephy [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Yeah if they're too young it will fuck up their electrolytes and they will die

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    Coming back from the grocery store empty handed and explaining to my wife that I couldn't get water for my baby because they were out of the correct gender bottle.

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Natural Spring Baby Water™ (now in boy and girl varieties), we promise it's not baby piss even though it really sounds like it would be

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Nah, nah, nah

    This is Water's pre-evolved form, you gotta get it to level 12 before it learns Hydration, which is the entire point of water to begin with

  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Would you rather live in Vuvuzela where there's only one kind of bottled water on the shelves? Here you have the choice between water for baby boys, baby girls, elementary school girls, elementary school boys, teenage girls, teenage boys, young adult girls etc