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to make up for the fertility loss from the microplastic, they add hormones to each bottle. That's why it's gendered.
I don't know anything about babies but do babies even drink water? Wouldn't milk or formula be what babies drink?
I guess this is what they want you to use to mix the formula? but why do they need special bottled water for babies only? What happens if you use adult water?
but why do they need special bottled water for babies only?
One would assume water for babies would have more attention to having leads, heavy metals, and other stuff like that removed. Even a little bit of this would effect a baby more than a child or an adult. I'm going to assume that they didn't really take care of this because :porky-happy:
babies are not strong so the heavy metals really weighs them down
After six months they can start eating solid foods. At that point, you can (and in particular cases should) give them water.
But so long as they're on breast milk / formula, they shouldn't have it and often straight up won't drink it.
Yeah if they're too young it will fuck up their electrolytes and they will die
Coming back from the grocery store empty handed and explaining to my wife that I couldn't get water for my baby because they were out of the correct gender bottle.
Natural Spring Baby Water™ (now in boy and girl varieties), we promise it's not baby piss even though it really sounds like it would be
You gotta know whether your baby piss came from a boy baby or a girl baby.
Nah, nah, nah
This is Water's pre-evolved form, you gotta get it to level 12 before it learns Hydration, which is the entire point of water to begin with
I mixed both of the waters into a cup and gave it to my pregnant wife :sicko-yes:
Would you rather live in Vuvuzela where there's only one kind of bottled water on the shelves? Here you have the choice between water for baby boys, baby girls, elementary school girls, elementary school boys, teenage girls, teenage boys, young adult girls etc