He said he doesn't get sick because his body is free of toxins. Lol eat my balls.

shrug-outta-hecks

  • Sons_of_Ferrix
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    2 months ago

    He said he doesn't get sick because his body is free of toxins.

    I love that organic food has become a CHUD thing now

    • Greenleaf [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Ask these people what a “toxin” is and they won’t be able to say much other than “bad thing”, despite the fact “toxin” does mean something specific.

      • Sons_of_Ferrix
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        2 months ago

        The modern right has such a weird relation with "woo" stuff.

        It's like they want to do hippy shit but also be super macho and anti-intellectual about it. So yes become a back-to-nature organic farmer, but also only raise pigs so you can eat nothing but bacon!

        • barrbaric [he/him]M
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          2 months ago

          They've conflated "woo" with "retvrn", which I'd argue isn't surprising. The thing these people claim to want is for everyone to live on their own 10 acre property and never interact with anyone else. Results in a fetishization of "traditional" medicine over newfangled liberal vaccines.

      • Sons_of_Ferrix
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        2 months ago

        I definitely agree there was always a reactionary undercurrent to even the better elements of the "New Age" movement, whoever I do think it's earliest incarnation was coming from a place of cultural disenfranchisement with Cold War society. It's regressive undercurrent has only come more pronounced with time as the more genuine Leftist elements within it, what existed, died off.

  • NoYouLogOff [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I work a job where I go to people's homes, and a guy actually denied the service call because I was wearing a mask. I'm sure I have other customers who hate masks, but none of them really care about what someone else is doing, especially when that someone else is fixing your shit.

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Back when people would have masks around their chins, I could generally get people to mask up by exaggerating a cough.

    T'was extremely funny to do as a Chinese person in a 80+% white area.

  • btfod [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    How dare you remind him there's still a pandemic ongoing!

    Masking at the grocery store in Burgerland, everyone gets the fuck out of my way which is a real bonus. Waiting for the day someone gives me shit over it and I can say "I don't need JOE BRANDON to tell me when I should or shouldn't wear a mask!"

  • nothx [any]
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    2 months ago

    I’m at the point where if anyone says anything about my mask I’m just going to tell them that I have COVID.

    • ButtBidet [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      You're probably right. I tell people that MY DAD DIED OF COVID TWO MONTHS AGO and althoughi expect a bit of sympathy, the common reply is "well he's old".

      You fucking win, boomer.

      • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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        2 months ago

        They win 1st place in the ultimate douche bag competition.

        Honestly? Back in the day, saying something like that about someone's recently dead father would get you punched. I reckon we need to bring back fighting words.

        • Ivysaur@lemmygrad.ml
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          2 months ago

          I would have been for this in an age before egregious gun culture and widespread laissez-faire attitudes towards such things as the general existence of other human life. Now I just think any altercation is an invitation to be shot in the most inglorious way in this dumb country for assholes.

  • mustGo [any]
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    2 months ago

    improve-society Oi'm not catching a plague, me lord. All me humors are in order. Oi can toil away for weeks! you-are-a-serf

  • macabrett[they/them]@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    He 100% gets sick, he just always uses the plausible deniability of "allergies" and "food poisoning" like most office worker plague rats.

  • buh [any]
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    2 months ago

    In current year every living thing on earth is full of microplastics

  • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Really enjoying my six foot tall physically fit looking white guy privilege when it comes to no one ever giving me shit about my mask

  • Ivysaur@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 months ago

    I have resolved to responding to most minimizers these days with “hope you catch it and die” and I wonder how long that will keep shutting them up before it becomes a problem for me. I am so blackpilled about this shit, man. These people don’t give a fuck about anything.