https://www.reddit.com/r/AnythingGoesNews/comments/1c87r8x/trump_not_only_fell_asleep_in_court_again_he_let/
Trump's farts are now what constiutes news fit to print.
don't you get it? Trumps farts are now public record and will be an embarrassment to him for generations! What's that? We are the ones who should be embarrassed? I don't see why....
Why are they fucking doing it again? Last time they kept on making him sound relatable and they are doing it again like their candidate is some how. Honestly the pics of genocide joe licking ice cream make him look fucking stupid.
Whom amongst us hasn't sharted during a court hearing, recording a podcast episode, the NLSS, etc? Happens to everybody. No shame in it.
And then they had to smell his stinky butt! I'll bet there was Cheeto dust everywhere and he spilled cofefe on a hamburder while smocking
Gotem!
Confound it! It appears that my fecal matter produces a most unpleasant odor. However, it should be noted that the odious scent is rather humorous
until somebody gets an audio recording of a fart and some kind of visual confirmation (a grimace/facial contortion) this is not a story.
now, you get me the audio and video on this, and i'll get this on every screen around the world. that's a story!
Decades of amphetamine use are sure to fuck up your gastro-intestinal system.
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