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This is what a good, upstanding member of the community looks like. Perverts, take heed. You can simply not be horny, it is possible
A specter is haunting Chapo, the specter of horniness. All the forces of old Chapo have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this specter: posters and lurkers, mods and users, ace and volcel.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as horny by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of horniess, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
Two things result from this fact:
I. Horniness is already acknowledged by all Chapos to be itself a power.
II. It is high time that horny Chapos should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Horniness with a manifesto of the party itself.
To this end, horny Chapos of various nationalities have assembled on lemmy and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the English, French, German, Italian, Flemish and Danish languages.
The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of kinky struggles.
Master and slave, daddy and puppy, dom and sub, sadist and masochist, rigger and rope-bunny, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary reconstitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending kinks.
In the earlier epochs of history, we find almost everywhere a complicated arrangement of society into various orders, a manifold gradation of social rank. In ancient Rome we have daddies, puppies, slaves; in the Middle Ages, feudal doms, sadists, masochists, subs; in almost all of these kinks, again, subordinate gradations.
The modern bourgeois society that has sprouted from the ruins of feudal society has not done away with kinky antagonisms. It has but established new kinks, new conditions of oppression, new forms of struggle in place of the old ones.
Our epoch, the epoch of the bourgeoisie, possesses, however, this distinct feature: it has simplified kinky antagonisms. Society as a whole is more and more splitting up into two great hostile camps, into two great classes directly facing each other — Bourgeoisie and Proletariat.
something something (the Manifesto is longer when you're transcribing it than reading it lol)
The horny Chapos disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions. Let the ruling classes tremble at a Horny revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their volcel pledges. They have a world to win.
Bonus: When our turn comes, we will make no excuses for the cumming.
🍑🍆🌶🥒💦💦 That was great toots. Now see yourself out, and don't let the door hit ya where the lord split ya.
It's not hot. And nobody makes that face when they having a good time. I mean I guess I haven't had sex with everyone (yet) so I can't be sure, but I'm p sure that's not how the majority of people's faces get when the good times roll. It just looks silly.
One of the funniest things about the news media's (at least in the UK) handling of anyone left of Reagan/Thatcher over the past 50 years is that they call everyone Trots -
yet I've never met one;
they're amongst the smallest cliques at communist rallies;
they have next to no online presence;
they're not even the most radical or violent tendency;
they're the ones opposed to Stalin and the 'degenerated worker's state'
HOW DO I BLOW SOMEONE WHILE SOCIAL DISTANCING?
I DONT KNOW ANYONE WITH A SIX FOOT COCK!If you think that's bad, you really don't want to know the other stuff i'm into lol
We return to the whole deadly pandemic killing my sex life thing
I sorta ghosted a girl because after our first date which we got along great on I immediately got super self conscious about my social awkwardness and the fact my place is a fucking mess and I'm depressed all the time. Shit sucks man. Really good at the flirting part with strangers for some reason can't take more than like two steps further.
Not to get too personal, but have you considered that you may be reluctant/afraid to get close to people? Those periods come and go for me. Attachment theory informs attachment praxis.
Yeah I've had some rough endings to relationships in the past and didn't exactly have a healthy upbringing. The last one ended up with me cutting contacts with a lot of close friends because I couldn't bare to stay in contact with my ex, even indirectly.
I can relate to an unhealthy upbringing! Recognizing that your emotional patterns are the product of challenges you’ve faced is a big step forward in finding something you like.
is... are you joining in on the bit? Is this another improv comedy I'm too slow for, please no
No, seriously, those old fucks are absolutely horny all the time. Like they'd run an article on AOC every single day just so that some old creepy subway fucks can bust a hate nut to her before sexually harassing their assistants.
I don't doubt that, I just don't see the sexual angle in that headline, honestly, sincerely. If anything they're infantilizing her by not taking her seriously and comparing her to little red riding hood n shit - but sexualizing? I dunno
They literally called her "hot to trot" which literally means sexually lascivious. Yes, they were trying to make a Trostky pun but dude, c'mon. Also just as a New Yorker, they do horny shit like this all the time. It's disgusting.
hot to trot
oh wow, I didn't know that idiom. That clears it up for me and I'd like to take it all back please
Are you a native English speaker? It's an older term anyway, it's usually a euphemism that old crusty fucks use to mean horny.
You're not with the @VolcelPolice ! I need your badge and number!
We appreciate this citizen, but we'll let them off. God knows we need all the help we can get
At least I've got my boyfriend. We fuck a lot, though his libido isn't quite on the level of mine. For the rest of the work I have boli blog comics lol. A Polish national treasure.
boli blog comics
That shit is horny as hell - maybe I need to learn Polish
