I just finished cackling like a loon over how incredibly elevated my new chair is capable of being. For reference, I'm bent almost to the waist just to type with a normal arm and hand position. This chair can go fucking high and it is very silly.
Alternate answer: when a dog is trotting. They look majestic running. They look normal walking. They do this clownish swaying motion when they want to be a centrist regarding speed of movement.
that side to side hip sway is hilarious. I love my dog and his need for standing lessons.
I put a bottle cap on my cats head earlier and she couldn’t figure out what had changed but knew she didn’t like it. She just gave me a death stare with a little hat on until she figured it out. It was very funny.
that is hilarious. the lil kitty should have been grateful, she is fallout rich now.
for the past few months every time I say "okay" out loud to myself I immediately follow it up by saying "okay" in the donkey kong voice from DK64 and it never fails to make me laugh
I was once watching one of those "Dirty Jobs"-adjacent shows on Discovery, and it featured a guy getting a tour of a machine shop where they maintained gigantic dump trucks. A guy with a deep voice and Southern accent was talking about where they store the "dirty tires," and I suddenly imagined him saying "Oooh, you're a DIRTY tire! Oooooh yeeeeeah!" and couldn't stop chuckling. Even years later, I still grin at the thought.
This was a TV show on Discovery Channel, from about 15 years ago. I can't even remember what it was called. And even if I could, I kind of imagined the line/character myself, so the actual show wouldn't really have the same effect.
the rarest of brainworms, the self-induced. truly a collectors item lol
Talking about posting. I am going to go to the internet and POST. I am going to post COMMUNISM on the internet with my funny internet comrades :posting:
There is nothing funny about causing the 30 years war. Luther posting ought to be banned. jk lol
PS he still sucks
My cat makes her ears go back really often, and I find it incredibly funny that my little brother calls it "airplane mode"
When my dog puts her ears all the way back I call it "Going full Kermit".
That's awesome, the f-14 is called a tomcat and it has wings that move back. the cat moving its ears back is like a plane that moves its wings back and is named after a cat.
When I'm working a customer service job and I say "Have a nice <X>" and the customer says "You too". I do cackle to myself knowing that they messed up, and that they know they messed up.
wait, if somebody says "have a nice day" and I respond "you too" how I am I messing up? Shouldn't a nice day wish be met with a similar wish? I'm confused lol.
I think he means in specific situations like someone helping you at the airport saying "have a nice flight" and you say "you too."
I know because I've done it many times. Server: "Enjoy your meal!" Me: "You too!" Good job, brain!
I got a package the other day and it came in a decent sized cardboard box that I left out on the bed. My cat immediately climbed into it and because the sides are tall enough her back leg was getting hung up on the edge, she then proceeded to grind her face all over it.
lmao, cats are the best at being silly while pretending to be dignified. I love it.
Sometimes, unprompted, seemingly at random, I remember this exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDPRwLlpdTU
that is really funny and brightened my day. not to be a cop, but maaaaaybe CW it for him doing that cat call in the beginning? idk, as I said, not to be a cop. thanks for sharing.
Taking out Mao's Red Book from my front pocket to validate the free transit rides because I put the Tallinn bus card inbetween the book covers
:mao-wave:
People whose names form complete sentences. Pete rose. Jalen hurts. Imogen poots.
that's awesome, never thought of that. Knew a guy named pancake once. that makes me chuckle.
My cat can't for the life of him make normal cat noises, but he still makes noise constantly. When he walks down the stairs, he'll make little mep noises. Combine this with his inability to slow down, and you get the occasional mep mep mep BANG as he hits the basement door. It doesn't hurt him, because he's part cartoon, and its so absurd its hilarious.
