I just finished cackling like a loon over how incredibly elevated my new chair is capable of being. For reference, I'm bent almost to the waist just to type with a normal arm and hand position. This chair can go fucking high and it is very silly.
Alternate answer: when a dog is trotting. They look majestic running. They look normal walking. They do this clownish swaying motion when they want to be a centrist regarding speed of movement.
that side to side hip sway is hilarious. I love my dog and his need for standing lessons.
I put a bottle cap on my cats head earlier and she couldn’t figure out what had changed but knew she didn’t like it. She just gave me a death stare with a little hat on until she figured it out. It was very funny.
that is hilarious. the lil kitty should have been grateful, she is fallout rich now.
for the past few months every time I say "okay" out loud to myself I immediately follow it up by saying "okay" in the donkey kong voice from DK64 and it never fails to make me laugh
I was once watching one of those "Dirty Jobs"-adjacent shows on Discovery, and it featured a guy getting a tour of a machine shop where they maintained gigantic dump trucks. A guy with a deep voice and Southern accent was talking about where they store the "dirty tires," and I suddenly imagined him saying "Oooh, you're a DIRTY tire! Oooooh yeeeeeah!" and couldn't stop chuckling. Even years later, I still grin at the thought.
This was a TV show on Discovery Channel, from about 15 years ago. I can't even remember what it was called. And even if I could, I kind of imagined the line/character myself, so the actual show wouldn't really have the same effect.
the rarest of brainworms, the self-induced. truly a collectors item lol
Talking about posting. I am going to go to the internet and POST. I am going to post COMMUNISM on the internet with my funny internet comrades :posting:
There is nothing funny about causing the 30 years war. Luther posting ought to be banned. jk lol
PS he still sucks
My cat makes her ears go back really often, and I find it incredibly funny that my little brother calls it "airplane mode"
When my dog puts her ears all the way back I call it "Going full Kermit".
That's awesome, the f-14 is called a tomcat and it has wings that move back. the cat moving its ears back is like a plane that moves its wings back and is named after a cat.
When I'm working a customer service job and I say "Have a nice <X>" and the customer says "You too". I do cackle to myself knowing that they messed up, and that they know they messed up.
wait, if somebody says "have a nice day" and I respond "you too" how I am I messing up? Shouldn't a nice day wish be met with a similar wish? I'm confused lol.
I think he means in specific situations like someone helping you at the airport saying "have a nice flight" and you say "you too."
I know because I've done it many times. Server: "Enjoy your meal!" Me: "You too!" Good job, brain!
I got a package the other day and it came in a decent sized cardboard box that I left out on the bed. My cat immediately climbed into it and because the sides are tall enough her back leg was getting hung up on the edge, she then proceeded to grind her face all over it.
lmao, cats are the best at being silly while pretending to be dignified. I love it.
People whose names form complete sentences. Pete rose. Jalen hurts. Imogen poots.
that's awesome, never thought of that. Knew a guy named pancake once. that makes me chuckle.
Taking out Mao's Red Book from my front pocket to validate the free transit rides because I put the Tallinn bus card inbetween the book covers
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that is really funny and brightened my day. not to be a cop, but maaaaaybe CW it for him doing that cat call in the beginning? idk, as I said, not to be a cop. thanks for sharing.
There's that old song by Rick Springfield called Jessie's Girl. This is basically a joke that only I laugh at because it's too much explanation. It's a song about a dude pining for his friend's girlfriend.
Anyway, here are the lyrics (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYkbTyHXwbs):
Yeah, I know, he's been a good friend of mine But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine And she's watching him with those eyes And she's loving him with that body, I just know it Yeah, and he's holding her in his arms late, late at night You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl I wish that I had Jessie's girl Where can I find a woman like that?
So what's so funny? I cannot get my own remixed version of the song out of my head and every time I hear it or think of the song I change the lyric to
You know I wish that I was Jessie's girl I wish that I was Jessie's girl Why can't I be a woman like that?In my head canon this changes the meaning from wanting to get with your homie's girl to a gender bendy journey, wishing to transition MtF. The mundane factor comes in from the joke not being very good, but it hasn't stopped me from giggling about it for a few years!
