I used to be this person. Can’t tell my homies I love them without getting roasted, can’t tell girls I love them lest I come off as creepy.

A nice lady says something emotionally honest within 300 miles of me, hang on for dear life.

The fist fight in They Live and what it represents is :chefs-kiss:

I put a bottle cap on my cats head earlier and she couldn’t figure out what had changed but knew she didn’t like it. She just gave me a death stare with a little hat on until she figured it out. It was very funny.

I’m going to be the asshole pedant here and point out we still have that. The names just modernized.

But it’s just not possible to understand the lore if you don’t watch the cutscene of the man turning into a bear made out of mold over and over. The “I hate peasants. You’re a peasant, thus I hate you.” speech doesn’t sink in till the 1000th time you’ve heard it.

It’s going to suck ass and sell a bajillion anyway. Valid criticism will be met with armies of frothing fanboys ready for war.

This is how AAA works now.

I know it’s not what you’re asking, but I highly recommend Against the Storm. It’s similar to Frostpunk in some ways but in others it’s much better.

I don’t understand because I’m dumb, but how would this work in practice?

What happens if Biden snaps his fingers and the workers continue to strike anyway?

If I were in this union I’d just tell Biden to pound sand.

Hilary loses to Trump with this exact strategy.

Libs: “Shame there weren’t any lessons to learn here.”

Forgive me for I am very dumb, but what purpose does the UN serve?

Do they just vote on things and everyone just ignores it? Clearly we’re going to take this very seriously over in the US.

It pains me me having never played any KH games, but through cultural osmosis I know enough to think:

Damn when did John Kerry become norted?

IMO the best Halloween costumes are ones that are completely impractical because then you can just take it off after 5 seconds.

If someone could figure out how to stop me being bombarded with reactionary bullshit from my friends and family 24/7 I’d probably still have a facebook account.

It’s odd, I deleted facebook and now I just follow random people I’ll never meet on twitter and talk to y’all.

Please tell me you asked for clarification. I would’ve evaporated instantly upon hearing that.

They didn’t even get a chance to live. God damn it Gary this is all your fault.

Yeah normally I wouldn’t fuss but I was getting 20 down and 5 up. I had to fight for 50/10 and it almost wasn’t worth it cuz it still kinda sucks.

I was on the phone for roughly 6 hours over the course of two days pleading with my ISP just to give me my advertised speed. It was so hard to not get irate with the employees, I know it’s not their fault but I got the gambit. Everything between doing a power cycle, to being told they’d have to run new lines out to my house, to being told I probably just needed to use their router/modem instead of my own. I was practically groveling by the end.

I think the last customer service rep felt bad for me and just threw me a bone, he transferred me to some higher up tech guy, he looked at my account and flipped some switch and fixed it instantly.

Maybe it’s just me but I feel like letting Silicon Valley train you into the Pavlov’s dog of human interaction isn’t necessary or ideal.

You can do it I believe in you.

The kids are good.

Which is why we must destroy them.

I don’t know why it surprised me, but I got a pretty lengthy ad on YouTube for some film Candice Owens made and it was batshit.

I guess for some stupid reason I thought Google might know better but then I remembered that’s practically their business model.