• RNAi [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Jumping off the ship THIS late is weird

    • CarmineCatboy [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      to be fair i don't think anyone was planning for whatever elon was planning for

    • Wheaties [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      they were probably just waiting for the holidays to be over, so as not to juggle scheduling with family/freinds and a new job

    • CTHlurker [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Maybe they had some equity compensation from their early years that they had to convert to cash? Could have also just been failing to get a new job, given that everyone and their mother currently know that Twitter is a shitshow.

  • RonaldMcReagan [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    :data-laughing: read "10-year" as "10-year-old"

    Then read "Tonight, the good wine. 🍷💙" and thought 'yo, this kid's funny af'.

  • ThomasMuentzner [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Oh noo not 2 Department Chiefs , what are they Employes gonna do now ? they probably will not even find their Desks those silly litttle fools , probably running around in the Lobby colliding with the walls.

    • JustAnotherCourier [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      H.R. head no less. I'm sure productivity tanked without Katie the top-office-cop scheming new ways to enforce limiting shit breaks for the lowest paid employees.

    • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Department chiefs leaving is a bad sign not because they actually do anything to contribute to the success of a company or create surplus value, but because they're like rats fleeing a sinking ship. They usually get news that things are going poorly or will soon. They can afford to leave when things are going bad, which I guess means less for silicon valley companies where the average worker makes a large comfortable sum and can find work fairly easily. Still funny to read about the ongoing failure of the bird site after Musk was forced to buy it for billions.

    • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      This is the :melon-musk: argument, no?

      I have no doubt Twitter had some management bloat, like every single other large organization. But management does some real work, and at this point a lot of the bullshit has likely been stripped away.

    • Owl [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      The higher levels of the org chart have access to information that the workers don't, so when they start fleeing the company it's a good warning sign to GTFO.

      (obvious exception if they start fleeing because the company is about to unionize or become publicly owned or something, but that's not what's going down.)

    • JuanGuaido [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I appointment myself interim Executive Vice President of Copper Wire Stripping at Twitter

  • M68040 [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I am incredibly glad I threatened to hunt and eat some right winger's kids to get myself banned on purpose

  • UlyssesT
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    19 days ago

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