• Awoo [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    I can potentially outplay the croc for 20 minutes by dancing around. I can't outplay the others that long.

    Also with like a stick I can 100% keep it at stick distance away from me.

    • dannoffs [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      I'll pay you 200 mil for 20 more minutes with Jerma

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Gator is probably the safest bet. Bear or tiger are maybe possible if they're in a good mood or something. Pretty sure to Jerma I'd just be another number in the kill count.

  • BountifulEggnog [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Pretty sure that's an alligator, and I'm definitely taking them. We will both sit on opposite sides of the room and vibe for 20 minutes.

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    I know a crocodile is faster than me in a straight sprint but I feel like I could Dark Souls circle strafe it without too much difficulty

  • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    Can't believe women would rather spend 20 minutes with a crocodile than a man

    • WhyEssEff [she/her]M
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      2 months ago

      the man is infinitely more likely to chop you up in a meat grinder than the crocodile jerma-psycho

  • Optimus_Subprime [he/him, they/them]
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    2 months ago

    [CW: meat, leather mentioned]

    Crocdile. I have a leather and metal belt and I can use that to keep its mouth shut. All I have to do then is hold on for < 20 minutes.

    Afterwards, I'd feed the Croco 10 raw chickens for helping me get rich. stalin-heart

  • Gorb [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Known serial murderer Jeremy Albertson vs a gator who can only move in straight lines and is defeated by diagonal movement.

  • Achyu@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2 months ago

    The human. I'll be more likely to subdue them, if they don't have any hidden weapons or so.

    Or the crocodile, if I can be some distance away from it.

      • Achyu@lemmy.sdf.org
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        2 months ago

        Game over before it began then.
        I thought they'd be unarmed.

        Like, what if the animals were made to go hungry for a week and were trained to be aggressive or made irritable?