During the BLM protests, I had a libertarian roommate who was tuned into all the local right-wing militia shit. He was convinced that Antifa had taken over the highways around Denver and was executing anyone driving a truck while burning any horse trailer with the horses inside. His plan was to drive around Denver in his car- a subcompact- with all of his guns hoping they would carjack him so he could go monkey. Another libertarian roommate wanted to borrow an AR-15 to stand in front of the small businesses of a town with one stoplight, no socialists within 10 miles, and 0.6% of the residents identifying as black on the 2020 census. When Antifa stormed that town, he could make a final stand for the businesses that wouldn't hire him because he's a convicted felon.
I can't even tell if this is real or a Hexbear bit
He was a military cop. He was discharged for domestic abuse, his felony conviction I didn't know about when the landlord moved him into the house without us being able to interview him.
Then he had the 19 year-old girlfriend as a 31 year-old with a very questionable timeline of when they met. She moved in too.
That other libertarian roommate? Diesel mechanic in the Army National Guard, overnight security guard who bought into every gruntstyle commodity fetish out there. 18 year-old fiancee that he immediately impregnated at 27. She moved in too.
Both of those partners were raised in fanatically Christian mountain communities and had never left their hometowns before. They adopted the politics of my roommates and fetishised being tradwives.
Fuck, when Obama was president and there'd be some natural disaster big enough that the residents of the devastated towns would be relocated to temporary housing elsewhere, the right wingers where calling it forced removal to concentration camps.
I can't even tell if this is real or a Hexbear bit
Libertarian willing to lay down his life to defend small business tyrants who won’t hire him because of his CP convictions is almost too on the nose.
No no, here's the kicker that's too on the nose.
He was a military cop. He was discharged for domestic abuse, his felony conviction I didn't know about when the landlord moved him into the house without us being able to interview him.
Then he had the 19 year-old girlfriend as a 31 year-old with a very questionable timeline of when they met. She moved in too.
That other libertarian roommate? Diesel mechanic in the Army National Guard, overnight security guard who bought into every gruntstyle commodity fetish out there. 18 year-old fiancee that he immediately impregnated at 27. She moved in too.
Both of those partners were raised in fanatically Christian mountain communities and had never left their hometowns before. They adopted the politics of my roommates and fetishised being tradwives.
Lmao holy shit
that worm Rittenhouse lived the actions those roommates wanted to do
Fuck, when Obama was president and there'd be some natural disaster big enough that the residents of the devastated towns would be relocated to temporary housing elsewhere, the right wingers where calling it forced removal to concentration camps.
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Totally real. $450/mo to live 10 minutes from the mountains in cattle country means you have your choice of unabombers for roommate.