• UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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    2 years ago

    99 Luftballons auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont

    Hielt man für UFOs aus dem All, darum schickte ein General

    'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher, Alarm zu geben wenn's so wär

    dabei schoss man am Horizont auf 99 Luftballons

  • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Brb, putting a 🎈 in my Twitter name like libs did with donuts (and everything else).

  • Elon_Musk [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    They said this on fucking Thursday, but you needed the reading comprehension of 4th grader to catch it so most people missed it.

    edit: this "story" is doing huge numbers and I've never been more disappointed 💢

  • flan [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    this is probably something that happens on a regular basis

  • sunfane [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/02/04/yes-chinese-spy-balloons-flew-over-the-us-when-president-trump-was-in-office-too/?sh=39ae94b13ea3

    But an unnamed source from the Trump administration insisted to Bloomberg in that same article that it wasn’t a big deal.

    “One top national security official from the administration of former President Donald Trump said none of the Chinese spy balloons were near sensitive sites or had payloads as large as this one appears to carry,” Bloomberg continued.

    And if you can’t trust an unnamed official who worked for Trump, who can you trust, right?

    Forbes coming in with the hard-hitting journalism :so-true:

  • Alch_Fox
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    11 months ago

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