99 Luftballons auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont

Hielt man für UFOs aus dem All, darum schickte ein General

'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher, Alarm zu geben wenn's so wär

dabei schoss man am Horizont auf 99 Luftballons

:soypoint-1:🎈 🎈 🎈 :soypoint-2:

An emoji of Pennywise holding a balloon, but Xi.

Brb, putting a 🎈 in my Twitter name like libs did with donuts (and everything else).

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Balloon-sama is my hero

They said this on fucking Thursday, but you needed the reading comprehension of 4th grader to catch it so most people missed it.

edit: this "story" is doing huge numbers and I've never been more disappointed 💢

this is probably something that happens on a regular basis

I don't buy it. No one could hide news on this scale from an entire country.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/02/04/yes-chinese-spy-balloons-flew-over-the-us-when-president-trump-was-in-office-too/?sh=39ae94b13ea3

But an unnamed source from the Trump administration insisted to Bloomberg in that same article that it wasn’t a big deal.

“One top national security official from the administration of former President Donald Trump said none of the Chinese spy balloons were near sensitive sites or had payloads as large as this one appears to carry,” Bloomberg continued.

And if you can’t trust an unnamed official who worked for Trump, who can you trust, right?

Forbes coming in with the hard-hitting journalism :so-true:

pee is stored in the ball(oon)s

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