“Oh if you have a 600w microwave put the popcorn in for 3 minutes, 1000w? Put that shit in way less time”

“I know the power output of my kitchen appliances” - statement dreamed up by the utterly deranged

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      yeah, similar story here. i have a small kitchen in a small house, so space is at a premium. the microwave i had (a hand me down) was enormous. so i got one of those like decent toaster ovens instead (also since i didn't have a working toaster), which is a pretty versatile little appliance, especially the newer-ish ones that have decent fans and sort of pretend to be little convection ovens.

      for soups and reheating junk i use the stove, which is fast as hell and lets me get right where i want to be, food temp wise and gives the opportunity to add things.

      people who come over though to stay for a bit are always like, "where is the magic box? you don't have the magic box? but my leftovers are cold!"