After his Super Bowl tweet did worse numbers than President Biden’s, Twitter’s CEO ordered major changes to the algorithm.

  • NuraShiny [any]
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    2 years ago

    Can't they just put a hack in their backend that shows bigger numbers for him? He would never know.

    • frankfurt_schoolgirl [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Wire up chatgpt to generate replies, then get him to spend all his time sitting alone talking to robots. He really would be a man of the future.

  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    In the wake of those losses — the Eagles to the Kansas City Chiefs, and Musk to the president of the United States — Twitter’s CEO flew his private jet back to the Bay Area on Sunday night to demand answers from his team.

    I hate rich people

    • RangeFourHarry [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Imagine having a nice box at the gosh darn SuperBowl, and all you’re doing is malding over tweets. Sad!

  • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Paid $40 billion instead of getting good at posting. At this point, its gotta be easier to just add numbers to Elons views and engagment counts. Dont even bother figuring out how to get more people to like his shitty tweets.

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I just muted him. I assume millions of other people just did the same.

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Does it actually work? There was an article a few months ago that people who had blocked/muted him were still seeing his posts.

      • ButtBidet [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I haven't seen him in a while, but I'm not on Twitter enough.

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    My contempt for this turd is slowly being overtaken by second hand embarrassment, I don't like it

    • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      pckhsssssst Breaker Breaker Six Nine, I have reports of an online disturbance, a no laugh situation. I have made a funny and no one is laughing.

    • neo [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Comedy is one thing, but Clown??? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/361927824397041664/1075485343014469682/comedy.mp4

  • UlyssesT
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    21 days ago

    deleted by creator

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    2 years ago

    "I'm gonna buy Twitter..."

    "To do what with it?"

    "To make everyone see my tweets."