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  • HarryLime [any]
    hexbear
    78
    1 month ago

    He thought all cheese was as delicious as the Wisconsin cheddar he had during his semester abroad in Iowa.

    • Des [she/her, they/them]
      hexbear
      35
      1 month ago

      still blows my mind he just roomed with a random Iowan family and is still close with them

      like in a different reality this should allow some kind of common ground between our nations or some shit

        • Des [she/her, they/them]
          hexbear
          5
          1 month ago

          I've heard he sounds Morgan Freeman like

          damn that would be straight ASMR. no wonder has has such an iron grip upon the party or whatever western media says.

          he just soothes everyone under his control with his dulcet tones lol

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
      hexbear
      50
      1 month ago

      Their pastries and cooking methods as s general rule are great. Not sure if they found the one bad chef in France or what.

      • Goadstool [he/him, comrade/them]
        hexbear
        23
        edit-2
        1 month ago

        It's just a photo taken at a random moment while attending some event, people's expressions are constantly shifting, you can be enjoying something and have a dissatisfied-looking expression on your face for a fraction of a second for like a thousand different reasons.

        I feel like that is obvious and I'm all for dunking on the Western hegemony in whatever genuine or silly way but I sincerely hope no one in this thread is genuinely sitting here like "Oh my goodness, President Xi is offended by French cuisine! sicko-yes"

        • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
          hexbear
          10
          1 month ago

          It's not so obvious to me, but there are plenty of people who unironically think and say this. French culinary techniques and dishes are genuinely lovely stuff, but so much of it (through imperialism) has just sort of insinuated itself into culinary traditions the world over.

      • atyaz [he/him]
        hexbear
        3
        1 month ago

        I've visited Paris once and all the food I had was mediocre at best. The restaurants I've visited don't know how to cook a steak, it was always overcooked. We went to one fancy place that was okay but all the normal food was really disappointing. The bakeries were good though.

        • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
          hexbear
          1
          1 month ago

          Paris is shit. Everything about it is shit. It even smells like shit.

          Go to some little town or large village in the middle of nowhere and you'll find really incredible boulangeries and fromageries. The people still kinda suck, but that's just France.

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
      hexbear
      15
      1 month ago

      Foie gras, ortolan bunting, steak tartare, escargot

      (CW: Animal cruelty esp on the first 2)

      • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]
        hexbear
        13
        edit-2
        1 month ago

        Raclette, Fondue

        These could also be Swiss, but then again, Swiss people are just mountain French.

        There's also southern french and occitan food, like boullabaise, ratatouille, or nicoise salad. French food is extremely regional.

  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
    hexbear
    44
    1 month ago

    "How did they manage to make food that tastes just like how the fr*nch act?"

  • nothx [any]
    hexbear
    39
    1 month ago

    French food is just sticks of butter...

  • Teekeeus [comrade/them]
    hexbear
    27
    1 month ago

    I'd look like that too if I had to have a conversation with macron and von der leyen