who's ass do i gotta eat to get a job around here?? :soviet-huff:
Yea the ass eating industry is surrounded by nepo babies
Fuckers come out fresh with a BA in ass eating and somehow they're qualified to get a associate ass eater position?
I had to start as a junior associate and i had a double masters in ass eating and pussy eating
I cook-a da pizza
Oh shit, that's four words. Oh god oh fuck
My computer died right after beating the woodsman and it scared the shit outta me
Oh dude I rob lidl all the time. Grab a little bit of bread on my way out, just a few ciabbatas worth 3 euro, an don't ring it up, drop it straight into my bag, security will see me do it and not give a shit, easy peasy. It's easiest with fresh produce because that doesn't set off alarms, but honestly if you walk off with anything it's not worth the time for security to chase you down
I am tempted to become a security officer for a couple months so I can let people shoplift easily
