No, I'm totally not a fed. Just wondering. Noticed there are no "no feds" rules on here. Very suspicious.

Edit: stop sending me private messages saying to bomb my workplace. I can't make bombs and I work for my agency remotely from home. I'm totally not a fed.

Edit2: Despite the extra information people are still telling me to bomb my place of work.

  • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    This website is weird. Everyone always obsessed with eating but not grammar. You’re a fed… what?

    Well I’m a well-fed lad.

    • GorbinOutOverHere [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      back when I used to work at a certain place I used to think about how absolutely fucked up it would be if the loading docks were fucked. Like maybe fuck up the dock itself, maybe just thousands of caltrops that would fuck up a truck tire, like the place would be unable to run without the freight unloaded on time

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    You know if there was a Fed on here, I would just seduce them into joining our side and becoming a reverse agent

    • FuckYourselfEndless [ze/hir]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      I kept trying to make a post that's one of those rom-com climaxes where the guy admits he deceived the woman and got her to love him under false pretenses, but it was me with this website as a fed but I couldn't make it work.

  • CommunistBarbie [she/her]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    no “no feds” rules on here. Very suspicious

    adding this would be stupid as fuck lol

    don't the mods already ban sometimes for fedposting?

  • HarryLime [any]
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    2 years ago

    Well, they wouldn't be very good at it if everyone knew, so I don't see the point.

  • keepcarrot [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    It does seem absurd that we're big enough to warrant fed observation, but cops have infiltrated 10 person anti-war trot groups.

    • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Is it possible to do a foia request for if they have info on this site?

      Obviously they wouldn’t give anything detailed but it’d be funny to know if they have a file on us at all

  • BynarsAreOk [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    What "exactly" counts as admitting here. Like this isn't a TV show my friend, nobody is showing a fucking badge and being like "yeah it says FBI here see?" "YEP looks legit to me lol".

    Fucking claim to be a CIA agent, a Russian agent, a Nigerian Prince, literally nobody cares, this is not 2003...

    • FuckYourselfEndless [ze/hir]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Things that count as admitting your a fed:

      • Obvious adventurism incitement posts
      • Liking Dark Souls 2
      • Admitting your a fed, even if for a joke
      • Liking Dark Souls 3
  • btbt [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    There are no real people, everyone on earth is a fed

  • kissinger
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    1 year ago

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