:azan: has been reacting to Steven Seagal's Lawman series, which is where Seagal uses an honorary reserve deputy sheriff title to go around with cops and profile/harass/arrest people (but, notably, not DUIs, because this is Louisiana). Someone made a playlist of all the episodes he's watched on-stream so far, all of season 1 I think.
It rules, he's clearly just an actor but he's going around arresting people
the amount of times people who are having their worst day yet by getting harassed by the cops, only to look up and go "wtf, is that steven seagal???" is wild. i can't even put it into words, what a ridiculous country.
:segal-carrot: [huffs] [wheezes] I'm da law, mumbles gibberish
Why wouldn't you honor the only civilian to disarm a nuclear bomb?
Wait I didn't know he was actually politically active
When I read that "Venezuela's Maduro receives samurai sword gift from actor Steven Seagal", I thought Seagal was just fucking around and being cool and nice
This the Matrix Architect just freestyling. Bro is in the lab seeing how much he can break reality before humans wake up. He is running Chaos Monkey on us for integrity testing. The Oracle just baking cookies and smoking.
When you pick up the phone and dial and god no answer when you call,
Dial 1-800-STEVEN SEAGAL
He's the worst of the 80s/90s lower-rung action stars and a complete asshole with no likeable or redeeming qualities
I guess his direct to dvd movies keep getting funnier the older and more out of shape he gets
He doesn't even move anymore, he just shakes his hand and his enemies explode. :tito-laugh:
Just listen to the Dollop eps on him instead and then forget about him. Under Siege was both his apex and the spiritual prequel to every movie he made following it.
Cw: he's a fraudulent, sexual assaulting pos.
Yes
Watch Dolph Lundgren and JCVD instead
Under Siege is okay, but its sequel is just the same plot on a train and On Deadly Ground can be entertaining, but his ouvre is mainly middling
The Glimmer Man :troll:
Also, one of his daughters acted in the Gamera trilogy back in the 90's those are pretty cool movies i guess.
This is probably for his actions in Gostomel airport . He can't technically receive any military awards since he wasn't in the military so Putin is giving him this instead.
