• CthulhusIntern [he/him]
    hexagon
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    1 year ago

    He also talks a lot about how he wrestles and his deadlift. Did we just find Senator Armstrong's Reddit account?

    • notceps [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      You know the deadlift and wrestles comment got me curious and holy shit is he the most reddit guy ever 255lbs bw and can't bench over 200lbs and can only deadlift 355lbs and is like "yeah I mean this is the max I'll ever be able to lift" what a guy, you know what I'll take it back, this guy works some data entry job at an insurance company where everyone hates his 'comedy' and he takes it all out online.

      Edit: I feel like I should put his lifting numbers into context like this, the reason he says "Patton would've attacked the commies" isn't because he read some book on Patton or even watched the movie Patton, he saw the youtube clip of the opening speech to Patton and was like "Oh yeah I'm a Patton guy now, I'm Pattonpilled"

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        A push up is equivalent to benching 65 to 75% of your bodyweight depending on the range of motion and foot elevation. So 165 to 190lbs for this guy. He is barely strong enough to do one proper push up. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I wasn't bragging about my fitness when I could barely do a push up.

        He's also weirdly self hating with that incel misandry. That this is the best he can do. Very self defeatist mindset. I bet with a proper diet and exercise program he could massively improve, so I don't understand the self sabotage.

        • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
          hexagon
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          1 year ago

          He's like the un-incel. Most incels are like "women hate any man who is not a certain level of attractiveness, so life is unfair and I hate them!" Whereas he's like "women hate any man who is not a certain level of attractiveness. Therefore, I know my place, and every other guy at my level should too!"

          • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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            1 year ago

            Yeah that's what I mean when I say "incel misandrist". He just hates men and himself. At the end of the day it's still involuntary celibacy, just one rooted in deep self hatred instead of hating women.