Think about it

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Even better, he apparently dictates these to someone on the outside. They have to listen to him ramble about fighting ghosts and sending them back to hell, then post it unironically.

  • Deadend [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The micro tugging of your hair from shampoo is subliminally controlling you.

    Tate is bald and out of control.

    • MF_COOM [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I'd rather be bald and have a chin at least. Dude looks like a dang chump.

  • ElGosso [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Do you think there are other rats controlling people by pulling on their hair under comically oversized hats? Do you think there's a marriage counselor out there with a sombrero who is enlisting all the help they can get to keep a couple together? Or like a porn star with a big Lincoln stovepipe hat?

  • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    I realize this is stupid, but it's bothering me that he said "FUNNY MOUSE." It's about a rat. It's called RATatouille. It's about a rat.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Working in a kitchen, having seen ratatouille is the millenial Gen z barrier.

    We both liked The Menu. That is cook at a higher end restaurant approved slop big time.

    • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      He has a rat controlling his every move. It’s the only explanation

        • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          Thinking of the scene in TMNT 2 where pre ooze Splinter is practicing karate in a cage.

          Found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEstGqgPzks

      • forcequit [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        what's the mechanic of control though, there's no hair to hold onto?

      • Comp4 [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        I would love to see Jordan Petersons input as a rat expert. Maybe we can invite Peterson to the next Hexcon and ask him in person.

  • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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    2 years ago

    The moral of Ratatouille is "she let me hit cause I'm quirky and a little bit pathetic".

    Hustlers must watch.

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Do you think ratatouille was shown in the rec room in prison? lmao

  • StalinForTime [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Is he saying that the pixar movie teaches lessons about how to be a hustler?

    Doesnt the rat get caught?

    Did he watch the movie in the can and now dreams of delicious ratatouille?

    I guess it's just some kinda of profundity I'm not deep enough in a Romanian jail to understand.