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Wow, name dropping :soros: twice.
George, I am willing to protest for money. Hit me up.
Wow, this is real thing said by a real politician.
This guy might become president.
Haha, America has lost its mind.
Real Caligula hours.
He mentions me in this tweet, soros and I'm pissed off don't get me involved :owl-pissed:
Likely future president doing the Soros dogwhistle, very cool! I swear to god if I end up having to take asylum in Israel I'm gonna fucking lose my mind.
DO NOT FALL FOR THR FARCE, PATRIOTS
TRUMP HAS ALREADY BEEN EXTRADITED TO GITMO
HE HAS BEEN COURT MARTIALED TO LIFE SENTENCE BY ROBERT MUELLER
President Biden and Ron DeSantis made an agreement to keep the show going in order to keep eyes off Gitmo. In return, DeSantis promised Biden a reservation for Florida’s top retirement home communities after stepping down 2024.
Trust the plan
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:rat-salute: thank you comrade, I trust the plan.
Where We Go to Brunch, We Go All
On one hand, Balkanization would probably result in a horrible orgy of violence. On the other hand, it could result in a horrible orgy of violence that we could be dishing out and they could be recieving.
Xi, i will take back every negative thing i've said about bullpup rifles the moment a shipment of QBZ-95s arrive in the peoples republic of california :xi-gun:
he can send you the new 191s and you'll be able to keep all the bullpup negativity, win-win
overall, the damage to america would be a net gain compared to the economic relief of the 3rd world
Well, someone could. I don't really care who or why so long as at least several American right wingers get hurt somewhere along the line
The horrible orgy of violence in the 21st century is locked in by global warming. At this point it's just a question of where and when it will start.
I have always wondered if the US would wind up like the British Empire, Soviet Union, or Qing Dynasty. The rate they're going is making it look more like the Qing Dynasty. Lots of war and unrest.
Imagine if leftists won in a civil war and the US took over Puerto Rico, claiming it as the true United States.
Incoming FBI raid to forcibly extradite Trump when?
Also lmao why the fuck do our states need extradition treaties, jesus christ.
Presumably the FBI doesn't have jurisdiction since this is a state matter. New York could probably get one of their SWAT teams to do it, though this might cause the funniest civil war of all time.
A gun fight between the FBI and the Secret Service would be the best gift ever.
Biden sending the tanks in to Florida to crush the rebellion would be some real Dark Brandon energy
Federation is objectively the stupidest way to run a nation state. "What if we had 50 states that made it impossible to do anything that some religious weirdo in the region with the lowest population density in the country found objectionable?
because they don't have jurisdiction over eachother.
as fun as a raid would be, i wonder how easy it would be to simply trick trump into getting on a plane
Big sign that reads: "FLY IN THIS PLANE TO GET A FREE $25,000 SPECIAL BRIGHT AND SHINY GOLD BAR. LIMITED TIME OFFER."
Holdover from articles of confederacy when the states used to be separate entities
how do these people make George Soros out to be a lot cooler than he actually is? Then again, they did the same thing with Hillary Clinton
He's rich and Jewish and has been involved in a couple of color revolutions. Basically he's just rich and Jewish though.
"Soros-backed Manhattan" hitting it's highest search engine metric ever
Ok so this statement and the attempts to criminalize traveling for abortion or trans care make me feel like the states are cracking at the seams
Maybe we’ll get another good 10 years before some states start closing their borders
Planes going from LAX to New York have to go the long way because Flyover Country won’t allow Californians in its airspace
NYC headquartered airlines complaining about how it's unfair competition that Texan airlines can still fly over Idaho.
It could be bs but I've heard DeSantis would like to secede from the US and run Florida as it's own country if he could get away with it (I guess he's put that on hold if the chance of being president is on the table, though)
lol there’s no f’ing way the state is already falling apart at the seems if they loose their federal funding they will collapse in a few years.
Yeah, it's also gonna be one of the first parts of America to experience full climate collapse, I feel
It already is something like half the Everglades are expected to be uninhabitable in a few years and mass die outs of animals has already begun. I feel bad for anyone stuck there.
Florida will secede, start falling apart, get coup'd by Disney, and then rejoin the union :lathe-of-heaven:
it definitely sets the bar for the stupidest things the US could Balkanize over. So it'll either be this or something even stupider.
Damn. Soros twice in one tweet.
I would like to get off Mr Bone's wild ride, please.
This is literally meaningless PR booolllshit (Richard Wolff voice). Trump's lawyers are going to do what any good expensive lawyers would do and have him surrender, since it would look worse in court if he didn't. This is like when Dems in election years vote for bills that they don't actually support but the bills don't have enough votes to pass anyways. Trump was never going to force extradition, and Florida law enforcement was never going to be asked to extradite him.
Look that makes logical sense. Which means there’s a 80% chance it doesn’t happen.
I don't see why he wouldn't be an asset. Anyone that worked at Guantanamo doing torture of any kind has to be some kind of permanent asset of some sort.
It's a big club and you ain't in it! You and I are not in the big club.
We live in the timeline where the worst but sometimes still depressingly funny thing always happens. So I'm imagining a fed stand off in Florida and trying to layth that shit
Wasn't trump just in Waco holding a rally on the anniversary of the Waco raid? Can't wait for Waco II: Mar-a-Waco
every generation of christofascists is more stupid and pathetic than the last
