-woketany Nesstano

  • BynarsAreOk [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    The definition of woke seems to randomly fluctuate between cat eared purple hair LGBTQ genz tiktokers and something something when the government controls the economy.

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Chuds are gathering all of their various grievances and bugbears into a shrinking number of words, eventually they'll just have a glottal stop that means "bad thing"

      • frankfurt_schoolgirl [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        That would actually make debates fun again. Imagine Biden vs Desantis, but Desantis just gets up there and makes strange noises in his throat. Because the audience has been carefully selected to be equal supports of both, each throat noise is greeted with ecstatic cheers and wild applause. Some NYT reporter writes a sad article about the death of public speaking in America.

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Due to black and white photography, most people are ignorant of the fact that Stalin rocked blue hair most of his life.

    Also, Australia becoming dramatically more woke probably just means acknowledging that it's not okay to call indigenous people slurs in casual conversation.

    • Theblarglereflargle [any]
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      2 years ago

      More or less they plan to drastically expand its hate crime laws in a few famously right wing states now that the liberals got booted out in comedic fashion. Main thing is banning Nazi flags.

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    For context for non-Australians/NZ/UK

    Sky News is Australian Fox News. Literally. Owned by News Corp and everything.

  • regul [any]
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    2 years ago

    Buddy I wish Portland was an 8.

  • constellation [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    This was the hoaxer who committed academic fraud by submitting fake papers to legitimate scientific journals. Him and the two others will never, ever publish a paper again or have any respect in their fields. They ended their careers for the sake of a cheap stunt that proved nothing.

    • Fishroot [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      This was the hoaxer who committed academic fraud by submitting fake papers

      To be frank that is like most universities

  • MaoistLandlord [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    This sounds like one of those dry economic/stock reports on profits lol

    “Australia said in a phone conference on Wednesday that the country will increase ít wokeness by 20%. CEO Scott Wokerison says, “it should be a steady increase by 2037, with at least an additional 10% growth in the gay department”